Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


22 M Port Lavaca, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:08pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Chris, and a business major at UHV. I'm a huge sports fan. Baseball is my favorite, and my favorite team is the Astros, no matter how bad they are right now, I stay loyal to my team. I'm also a Dallas Cowboys fan (And I do not think Romo is the problem, and if you ask, I'd love to tell you why) and as far as basketball goes, I like the Houston Rockets. Fear the Beard! Main things I like to do are play/watch baseball, go bowling, and not do school work. I know, sounds like loads of fun, but it entertains me, and I have no complaints. I've finally settled on doing Business Management as my major, because that's the only thing that really made sense to me. I'm here because a friend showed me this site, and I'd like to get to know some great people who can hold an intelligent conversation with me, but still joke around, because I have a very dry sense of humor. I respect women completely, because I know that they're the key to happiness in life. I hope to find a woman that respects me and loves me for who I am, because that's exactly what I'd do for her. There's really not much to say other than that. If you have any questions, feel free to raise your hand and ask. Also, if I go to your profile more than once, I'm either interested by something you said or I just forgot I've been there before. I tend to kinda aimlessly browse on here when I have too much time to kill.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going to college for my business management degree. I also used to be on a kickball team I threw together with one of my best friends, but that kinda fell apart at the seams. People didn't want to play and I had to scramble to get people on the field each week. I'd love to join some kind of intramural or beer league softball team if I could some time, but I never know when they're going on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bowling (I bowl in a league every Thursday night with my dad and best friend).
Sarcasm. It's my second language.
Mario Kart.
Killing people on GTA V.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, honestly. I guess that I don't have a problem voicing my opinion when it's something I feel strongly about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I don't read a whole lot. I just can't make myself finish a book.

Movies - My favorite movie of all time is Anchorman. I watch a lot of comedies mainly or something that piques my interest every now and then. I'm not a big fan of going to the movies A LOT like some of my friends are.

Shows - I absolutely love The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy and Conan. Those are the three shows I watch no matter what, but I also like How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men (with Charlie Sheen), SportsCenter, Duck Dynasty, The Voice, SNL, The League & I'm starting to like The Office, even though I'm a bit late to the party for that one, but oh well. Although my favorite tv show ever was probably Boy Meets World. Those are just to name a few.

Music - These are some of my favorite bands or artists, in no particular order:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Avenged Sevenfold
Flight of the Conchords
Bo Burnham
Cage The Elephant
Volbeat (I want so badly to find someone who knows/likes this band. They're my new addiction as of late)
Matchbox Twenty
Rihanna (yes, I love Rihanna. Get over it, haha.)
Foo Fighters
The Offspring
Three Days Grace
Breaking Benjamin
Eminem (early days, not his new commercial stuff)
Third Eye Blind
Pearl Jam
And I absolutely HATE country music. It all sounds the same to me and it all sucks. I'm sure that runs off a lot of girls that are proud Texans, but I'm sorry. I just can't stand it. It gives me cancer.

Food - I can be a picky eater sometimes, I know what I like and I know what I don't like. My favorite thing to eat is probably mashed potatoes with brown gravy. White gravy just doesn't do it for me, unless it's on a chicken fried steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Sports (particularly baseball and bowling)
-TV shows I love
-My phone
-Games (video or card)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time just thinking in general, never on one particular thing. My mind goes a million miles an hour when I think. It's crazy to realize what your mind is capable of doing in the split seconds it does it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When my friends from school are back in town, I'm usually doing something with them, if not, I can find something to entertain myself. I'm not too crazy about going out ALL the time and doing something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cannot sleep in pitch black dark. I need a tv on or something, or else I just lay there and think, and get slightly paranoid, like there's something in the house.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Stone Cold said so?

Haha, kidding. You want someone to talk to, appreciate my sense of humor or think we'd get along well based off similar answers to questions.