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Guruchild

56 / M / Straight / Available

Belpre, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
Dec 24, 2004
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m).
Body Type
—
Diet
—
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am an unemployed sex site webmaster who smokes pot and leeches off his gf... I steal money from my parents sometimes just so I can go fuck hookers in the bathroom at cheap hotels. I'm serious, I'm lonely and my gf got fat please date me. This is pure hell.

I am stoned, what, and i forgot

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What I’m doing with my life
I really don't know right now... I am so fucking high off marijuana

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I’m really good at
Smoking pot. I can roll some fucking awesome joints.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I don't think anyone has noticed me since the 90's when I left my trailor last

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't afford book. Nor movies. I am deaf so the music is out. I really just wanna get fucking railed. I dont care if you are ugly or not I LOVE FOOD

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The six things I could never do without
marijuana, racist jokes, lots of hardcore drugs and softcore ones too.. fuck how many is that

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
when im gonna be able to get more marijuana from my govt check

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On a typical Friday night I am
masturbating to animal porn

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i think i am god... not in an egotistical sory of way... i mean i really am kinda scare i am god

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I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
you just wanna fucking smoke pot live life and have fun

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