I'm literally actually married. He and I are not monogamous, mostly because he likes boys and I like girls. I will not marry you. I will not leave him for you. I will just bone you and/or make you mix CDs and giggle when you text me.
I'm an anarchist I guess. I mean, I hate capitalism and oppression and I read The Coming Insurrection once so I guess that makes me an anarchist. Or something. (I'm kidding. I've been doing the anarchies for a while now.)
One time, a guy threatened me in an alley while I was on my lunch break and eating a salad. I pulled my knife out and told him I was going to stab him in the heart. He ran away from me. I'm tuff?
I literally don't care anymore just don't be racist and maybe make me laugh, ok?
I just moved back to riverwest after a nearly three year hiatus in San Francisco/Oakland/Berkeley and am DESPERATE for friends of the radical ateam persuasion. If you are a gay man or straight woman and you're wondering why I was scopin' you, it was for friendsies, no worries.