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  • Ages 18-40
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Last online
Nov 24
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Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hello, I am a stocky viking who enjoys gaming and spending time with friends, online and off.

I am punny, maniacal, and non-euclidean
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently working in the IT department of a major corporation. I have a 1 bedroom apartment just south of downtown Minneapolis. I am polyamorous, and ethically non-monogamous.

I am also a viking reenactor who is a bit out of practice since leaving my reenactment group in Alaska. I attend the rare SCA event but otherwise yearn for a sparring partner to do live-steel combat with again.

I am also an avid gamer. I likes to Crash me some Castles! And rock out on Rockband (and miss dearly having my own copy >.<). My ex and I ran a guild in World of Warcraft for roughly 6 years, and saw a lot of ups and downs but have made many good friends who've stood with us and held the line. I also regularly play table-top games like D&D and board games. Loves me some Arkham Horror.
I’m really good at
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I'm well trained in viking age live steel combat with broad-sword, shield, hand axe, spear, and Dane-axe (think something large and 2 handed and meant for breaking shields...), and through my reenactment experience have learned a good deal of stage-combat techniques. I enjoy armed combat of any type - it's one of my favorite forms of performance art.

I am also an avid role-player and enjoy exploring the quirks of a character and how numbers on a sheet translate into character motivations/history. Yes, I am enthusiastically geeky.

I have also been learning a good deal about bondage, bdsm and power-exchange. While I am definitely no pro, I do approach the subject matter with enthusiasm and like to go where the muse takes me...with an eye towards safety.
The first things people usually notice about me
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When people look at me, likely the first thing that stands out is I keep my hair long. It reaches past my shoulder blades and I refuse to shorten it (more than a trim) for any man, woman, or beast.

What also will catch people are my blue eyes. I hear from reliable sources that they are quite remarkable and can change in hue or intensity slightly to match my mood.

I am broad-shouldered and stocky, and like to surprise people physically (especially myself). I'm a fan of keeping in good phyiscal health.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When I take the time to read I have to say Frank Herbert's Dune series has always captivated me (no, I don't count the abattoir born abominations his son Brian perpetuated after his death). I also enjoy the works of Gene Wolfe, in particular the Book of the New Sun. And The Lord of the Rings will always have a place in my heart. I've also very much enjoyed George R R Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (after having my friends pester me to read those books for years). I'm an avid fan of comics though I tend to catch up with series I like when they hit graphic novel form, rather than trying to pursue individual issues. I also juggle 5 to 6 manga series I keep up on at any point in time. Berserk, Blame! and its iterations, Bleach, Ubel Blatt, Fairy Tail, Vagabond, Blade of the Immortal, etc etc etc.

For movies and television I have to go heavily with the scifi, horror and fantasy genres. Examples include but are not limited to: John Carpenter's "The Thing", The Dark Knight, Firefly, David Lynch's Dune, City of Lost Children, Dark City, Outlander, Nightmare on Elmstreet 1 to 4, Predator, Babylon 5, Farscape, The History Channel's Vikings...I also have severe nostalgia for 80s action flicks, and enjoy a good drama from time to time (Farewell to the King with Nick Nolte comes foremost to mind). When it comes to comedy my tastes usually run with brit-coms like Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, Eddie Izzard and any of Rowan Atkins' stand up comedy. I also love me some Bill Hicks. And anime. Lots of anime.

The music I most commonly listen to is a mix of Muse, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, 90s grunge, and electronica (specifically, The Knife, Crystal Method, and Moby). I am also a big metal head, with Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Tyr, and Coheed and Cambria seeing frequent play time on my headphones. Naturally, I have a fondness for Dragonforce and 80s "power metal" like Manowar, Saxon, and Iron Maiden. Recent experiences have turned me on to "math rock" like Battles and indie groups like Pinback and Phoenix. I do not care much for rap or r&b, having found only infrequently things that sound good to me (namely, Doomtree). And most modern country is lost on me - I tend to be a bit old school here with Jimmy Horton, Marty Robbins, Willy Nelson, and Hank Williams Sr. And Johnny Cash. Johnny. Motherfucking. Cash. Proof'd:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends.
My memories.
A good knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My loved ones and their place in my life (and my place in theirs). I am also one of those types who walks into a room or a situation and notes the exits, the people in it, the nearest intervening objects, and the nearest object at hand that can be used in self-defense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up to shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find the sound of steel on steel intoxicating, and have a fondness for "the shiniez" (latex, leather, and pvc).
I am active in the local bdsm and kink communities.
You should message me if
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You'd like to chat and share experiences in life, love, and/or polyamory. If you're looking for someone to confide in.

I am also open to new friends, new experiences, and new sex partners, and happy to explore physical intimacy and sex positivity.