Either you can relate, or you read twilight and that offended you.
Writing a sincere biography about myself is a bit awkward, so I'll try and spare you the ocular displeasure of a long soliloquy.
I'm a highly motivated old soul who recently made a drastic career change. Said career is currently my main priority. I have an insatiable lust for automobiles. Less than two percent of the population shares my personality type. My sense of humor is very dark, morbid, offensive, politically incorrect and sarcastic.
I'm an avid reader who is constantly seeking to quench my intellectual thirst. If I'm in front of a television I'm watching either a movie, hockey game or formula 1 race. Vintage markets, swap meets, thrift stores, car shows, museums, working on cars, road trips, local breweries or exploring nature are some of my proclivities when I'm not at home introverting.
Currently seeking a partner in crime to share experiences with. No games. No bullshit. I'm completely independent and comfortable on my own and thus am not looking for someone to "complete me"; rather someone to share in an adventure. I refuse to settle and know exactly what I'm capable of, and, more importantly, deserve.
*Note: Although I am ultimately seeking a relationship, I am not entirely opposed to an ongoing casual sex or friends with benefits arrangement (we all have needs) as long as it's with the right gal.
That was still rather lengthy. Oh well.
If you "don't believe in evolution" or if you drive a prius, don't waste my time.
Books- Masturbation for Dummies
Music- 50's and 60s. Punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, classical and 90s one hit wonders are always a great idea.
Shows- Married with children, The Simpsons, The Twilight Zone, original Star Trek, Seinfeld, Breaking bad, Nature and historical documentaries.
Food- Extremely adventurous when it comes to food and I prefer something that once had a pulse
Gas guzzling muscle cars