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GuyInIrvine

38 Irvine, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 32–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chief Technical Officer for a social networking startup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at finding my way through electronics without needing instructions, and friends and family often call on me to "fix" things, which usually just means finding the button they didn't notice. I'm decent at following cookbook recipes, although my technique usually leaves something to be desired visually.

Having said that, there's a psychological phenomenon called the Dunning-Kruger effect, in which incompetent people tend to overestimate their competence, and competent people tend to underestimate theirs. So you may safely assume that I'm actually really awesome at everything I didn't mention here ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't really asked anyone about this, but I'd guess:

Physically: That I'm very pale, and often sunburned, even in winter.
Personality: That I love puns, and can be very goofy (looks over shoulder to see if Disney lawyers are watching for trademark infringement).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Almost anything by Rush, Duke Ellington, or Domenico Scarlatti.
Books: GK Chesterton, CS Lewis, Tolkien, John Scalzi, Jack Chalker, Frank Herbert.
Food: French, Italian, Japanese, Mexican in pretty much descending order.
Movies: The Third Man, The Untouchables, RED, LOTR.
Shows: Monk, Psych, Burn Notice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. An atmosphere containing about 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% assorted other gases.
2. Potable water
3. Indoor plumbing
4. Refrigeration
5. Unspoiled food
6. Polo shirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything. Douglas Adams joke aside, if I'm not thinking about computer science, I'm probably thinking about some ethical or philosophical issue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lamenting the fact that I am working while the rest of the world has a weekend. The life of a startup employee is like that a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people chicken out here and say if they admitted it, whatever it is, it wouldn't be private. Cluck cluck.

The most private thing I would admit to a bunch of random strangers might not be titillating, but it is true. I am a very sentimental person, and am often moved to tears at moments of joy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're curious about me from anything you've seen here, or just feel like having a conversation. Or if I messaged you first -- a reply is always appreciated, even if unfavorable.