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GuyNobody

38 Daly City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a guy always trying to do the right thing. Down to earth, honest, don't take myself to seriously, a bit sarcastic, lazy at times, motivated at times
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In the middle of filming and writing a web series that will lead to a life filled with cocaine and hookers. But mainly working as a front desk agent at an exclusive country club which I plan on systematically destroying from within.
During the month of December I will be giving up all internet activities not related to work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dating, obviously... Not being braggadocios. Not filling out questionnaires the way they're meant to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Admittedly I haven't read many books, but I do like Chuck Palahniuk and Irvine Welsh.
Movies: I'll watch anything, but recent favorites are Drive, There Will Be Blood, The Dark Knight...
TV: Dexter, Game of Thrones, The Office (Before Steve Carrell Left), It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Louie...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order or seriousness:
1. Aglets (plastic ends on your shoelaces)
2. In & Out
3. Baseball
4. Comedy
5. My unbelievable wit and charm.
6. You. (Wait, that's a bit much isn't it? Way to creep em out genius.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You don't even want to know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for something fun to do before saying F***k It! I'm staying home and watching TV. Then comes regret, shame, and tears. Or going out with friends in an attempt to be socially adept.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed Laura Palmer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to know anything about 80's television.