GuySammy
24 Santa Cruz, CA
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My self-summary
I aspire to be a teacher, piano player, standup comedian, Super Smash Bros. master, unicycle master, ping pong champion, and bilingual.
What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated from UC Santa Cruz! American History major, hoping to utilize that as a teacher or a college professor. Just came back from Spain/France and had a great time.
I’m really good at
Speaking Spanish, talking politics, Smash Bros., diplomacy, psychoanalysis, harmonica, pogostick jumping, unicycling, short distance track.
The first things people usually notice about me
My new facial hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Crime and Punishment, The Stranger, The Communist Manifesto, Catch-22, A People's History of the United States, Watchmen, Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Fahrenheit 451.

Movies: Brazil, Aliens, Grave of the Fireflies, The Last Emperor, Wall-E, Reds, Good Bye, Lenin!, Manhattan, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Bruno, The Last Emperor, Annie Hall, Where the Wild Things Are, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Hot Fuzz, The Battle of Algiers, The Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The Departed, The Goodfellas, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, The Iron Giant, Fantasia, Memento, The Truman Show, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Blue Velvet, Boyhood

Music: Radiohead, The Beatles, Queen, The White Stripes, Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Portishead, Tom Waits, Neil Young, Brian Eno, Ween

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Parks & Recreation, Archer, Game of Thrones, Spaced, Old Simpsons, Old South Park, Seinfeld, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, The Office, Pokemon (nostalgically)

Video games: Too many to list, but I love the Zelda series, Metroid series, Castlevania series, Ace Attorney series, Demon's/Dark Souls series, and Valve games (TF2, Half-Life, Portal, etc.).
The six things I could never do without
Family and necessities go without saying.

Kurt Vonnegut books
My dog Wally
Good fruit
Opportunities to travel
Standup comedy
Alcohol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What people are going through. I like trying to read people and forming stories about passersby in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly at an open mic night, possibly just chilling at a bar with UCSC friends, or possibly just hanging back and relaxing depending on the Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You know nothing Jon Snow.
You should message me if
You think we'd hit it off
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