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GuySammy

23 M Santa Cruz, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Aspiring teacher, overly logical dude, Woody Allen-like neurotic half-Jew, left-wing cynic, former victim of ass burgers but my therapist from several years back told me to stop sticking burgers up my ass, and I stopped. My normalcy is an amalgamation of learned behaviors, and looking back I can't believe I used to be such an oddball Asperger's-diagnosed robot man. So it goes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Attending UC Santa Cruz! Majoring in history with hopes of becoming a teacher or college professor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing video games, talking politics, sincerity, diplomacy, psychoanalysis, harmonica, pogostick jumping and getting blisters on me fingers, short distance track.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My new beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Crime and Punishment, The Stranger, The Communist Manifesto, Catch-22, A People's History of the United States, Watchmen, Slaughterhouse Five, Cat's Cradle.

Movies: Brazil, Aliens, Grave of the Fireflies, The Last Emperor, Wall-E, Reds, Good Bye, Lenin!, Manhattan, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Bruno, The Last Emperor, Annie Hall, Where the Wild Things Are, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Hot Fuzz, The Battle of Algiers, The Princess Bride, Dog Day Afternoon, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The Departed, The Goodfellas, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, The Iron Giant, Fantasia, Memento, The Truman Show, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Music: Radiohead, The Beatles, Queen, The White Stripes, Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Portishead, Tom Waits, Neil Young, Brian Eno

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Parks & Recreation, Archer, Game of Thrones, Spaced, Old Simpsons, Old South Park, Seinfeld, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, The Office, Pokemon (nostalgically)

Video games: Too many to list, but I love the Zelda series, Metroid series, Castlevania series, Ace Attorney series, Demon's/Dark Souls series, and Valve games (TF2, Half-Life, Portal, etc.).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and necessities go without saying.

Kurt Vonnegut
My two dogs
Dark/Cynical comedy
Tom Waits
Classic television/movies/literature/video games
Anti-anxiety meds, because really I'd be fucked without them
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to people watch and invent stories in my head about passersby. Good shit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
50% of Fridays: rambunctious, tipsy/drunk, extroverted like a typical university student. The other 50% of Fridays: chilling in my room wasting time like a typical university student. Could use a change of pace in all honesty. Hoping to go traveling and adventuring after college.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat cereal without milk. I used to be an Asperger's-diagnosed robot man thing.
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