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GuySeekingLove

31 M Morristown, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Mongolian (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Tibetan (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll put this part first. Please understand that I'm not from Morristown, rather Hackensack. All I would receive were matches from NY. I'm kinda looking for someone in NJ. However, someone in Staten Island would probably work since i work there! Thanks! :)

I'm horrible at describing myself, I won't lie, I actually hate doing it. I guess I'll give it a try though. Hockey is a big part of my life, I've played it for 24 years now. I'm all about doing anything that's fun. I really don't know what else to write, haha. So feel free to ask me any questions. I'll be more than happy to answer them all for you.

I am loyal, affectionate, and reliable
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I enjoy where my life is going at this point. We've all made mistakes in life but I have no regrets about anything. I just try and live my life one day at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at bringing a smile to a person's face. I'm good at cheering people up when they're upset. I'm also a good shoulder for someone to cry on.

Impressions. I can do a ton!

Oh, hockey too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the awkward face that I'm usually making. Who knows though.

I'm horrible at small talk, so just in case you are to, here's something to break the ice. If you can guess which 2 are facts, you'll win... Uhh... Wendy's free yogurt cone coupons. (While supplies last)

- My grandfather is the man that invented "post-its"
- I once tried out for a minor league hockey team, made the team, but injured myself for the season.
- When I was younger I was kidnapped, I managed to escape by opening the car door and jumping out of a moving car
- I was a contestant on "The Price Is Right" but didn't win because some douchebag decided to bid $1 more than me
- I can do a bunch of impressions including Family Guy, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, etc.
- I once met Kari Byron, the redhead from Mythbusters, and confessed my love to her
- My little brother and his friends dissolved a pack of Chips Ahoy, they advertised 1000 chips in every bag, and sued the company for false advertisement when they only found 937 chips
- My friends and I went ghost hunting at an abandoned insane asylum and caught actual footage of a ghost of video
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies, music and food. Well I could sum this up really quick. I like all types of movies, comedies being my fave. I love all types of music except for country and raggae, they make my head hurt. As for food... chicken caesar wraps and pizza all the way.

€ music
Lostprophets, dashboard, eminem, any cover song, jay-z, lady gaga, ago, American classic, all american rejects, chevelle, linkin park, paramore, plain white t's, etc.

€ movies
forgetting sarah marshall, juno, billy madison, bruce almighty, super troopers, office space, wedding crashers, kill bill, euro trip, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Hockey
2) Affection
3) My Phone
4) Friends
5) My Family
6) My bed. We have a incredible relationship.

Those are in no particular order. =)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking about what I should be writing in these damn sections. It's harder then you think. Everyone who knows me is aware that thinking hurts me. I'll take one for the team every now and then though...

"Happiness is like peeing your pants... People can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!"

"Silence is golden.... and duct tape is silver"

I'm also a firm believer of "Behind every man... there's a woman shaking her head"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Shut up! Don't judge me!

If I'm not working, usually out with friends. Which for some reason inevitably ends up with random stolen lawn ornaments in my trunk. I've had more plastic Santa's pass through my trunk than the Christmas Tree shop puts on sale.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I despise reality shows. No, seriously, I do... and no, I won't watch Jersey Shore with you. I consider each and every person affiliated with that show a pirate hooker. (For my thoughts on piratehookers, please read below.)

I can sing....

Can't tell you anything else because than it wouldn't be a secret would it? How's that fair!?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you're interesting
- you think I'm interesting
- you're interested in knowing if I'm interested
- you wanna know where you can get the best pizza in jersey
- you're not a pirate hooker that has a home on whore island
- you won't touch my drumset because I know for a FACT cops comes on at 4!
- you like doing anything fun
- you're slightly to incredibly awesome
- you have an absolutely breathtaking hiney
- if you hate bees, I mean, cmon! Bees! F**k bees!
- if you can do any impressions, since I can do many :)

Please, once again, pirate hookers need not apply.
Thank you!