I'm horrible at describing myself, I won't lie, I actually hate doing it. I guess I'll give it a try though. Hockey is a big part of my life, I've played it for 24 years now. I'm all about doing anything that's fun. I really don't know what else to write, haha. So feel free to ask me any questions. I'll be more than happy to answer them all for you.
I am loyal, affectionate, and reliable
Impressions. I can do a ton!
Oh, hockey too.
I'm horrible at small talk, so just in case you are to, here's something to break the ice. If you can guess which 2 are facts, you'll win... Uhh... Wendy's free yogurt cone coupons. (While supplies last)
- My grandfather is the man that invented "post-its"
- I once tried out for a minor league hockey team, made the team, but injured myself for the season.
- When I was younger I was kidnapped, I managed to escape by opening the car door and jumping out of a moving car
- I was a contestant on "The Price Is Right" but didn't win because some douchebag decided to bid $1 more than me
- I can do a bunch of impressions including Family Guy, South Park, Beavis & Butthead, etc.
- I once met Kari Byron, the redhead from Mythbusters, and confessed my love to her
- My little brother and his friends dissolved a pack of Chips Ahoy, they advertised 1000 chips in every bag, and sued the company for false advertisement when they only found 937 chips
- My friends and I went ghost hunting at an abandoned insane asylum and caught actual footage of a ghost of video
Lostprophets, dashboard, eminem, any cover song, jay-z, lady gaga, ago, American classic, all american rejects, chevelle, linkin park, paramore, plain white t's, etc.
forgetting sarah marshall, juno, billy madison, bruce almighty, super troopers, office space, wedding crashers, kill bill, euro trip, etc.
3) My Phone
5) My Family
6) My bed. We have a incredible relationship.
Those are in no particular order. =)
"Happiness is like peeing your pants... People can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!"
"Silence is golden.... and duct tape is silver"
I'm also a firm believer of "Behind every man... there's a woman shaking her head"
If I'm not working, usually out with friends. Which for some reason inevitably ends up with random stolen lawn ornaments in my trunk. I've had more plastic Santa's pass through my trunk than the Christmas Tree shop puts on sale.
I can sing....
Can't tell you anything else because than it wouldn't be a secret would it? How's that fair!?
- you think I'm interesting
- you're interested in knowing if I'm interested
- you wanna know where you can get the best pizza in jersey
- you're not a pirate hooker that has a home on whore island
- you won't touch my drumset because I know for a FACT cops comes on at 4!
- you like doing anything fun
- you're slightly to incredibly awesome
- you have an absolutely breathtaking hiney
- if you hate bees, I mean, cmon! Bees! F**k bees!
- if you can do any impressions, since I can do many :)
Please, once again, pirate hookers need not apply.