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35 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have a beard.
I am Rock...
I support women's rights 100%

I have a cat and she won't piss on your stuff. She's the best thing that happened to me and has made me a better human. Also, my allergic friends aren't bothered by her. She's a unicorn actually.

I hail from Montana,....after living In Denver, New Orleans, L.A., New York, Austin, I moved to Portland, I'm thinking Seattle might be my next stop.

Music and painting are my passions.

I make music, work mostly in the catering service / bar industry.

My mantra is: Desire, Perspire, Inspire & Repeat!

I'm eccentric and have never thought outside the box, because the box never existed.

Actually I'm really a Houdinist!

What I’m doing with my life
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Magic, Rock n' Roll, writing music, serving/bartending, cooking my meals, blah blah blahing. I'm passionate about music, inspiring self-reflection, making the world a little happier. Also I am a artist, filmmaker, photographer and I do some acting. I also draw stomaches, like as intestines. I use to draw anatomical hearts, now I draw Dr. Seuss like intestines. If you study Quantum Physics and understand the idea that perhaps the Universe starts inside our stomachs. Maybe inside us all are wormholes to the parallel universes, to the mother ship, to the giant marshmallow proton that spawned us all. Ha! An imagination is a terrible thing to waste.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, charming the socks off old ladies, taming animals & kids, writing stuff, music, cooking, Pattycaking, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard is magical! You don't like beards. Or "You remind me of my brother, we should be friends." Oy-vey!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rommel Drives On Deep Into Egypt: Richard Brautigan, To Kill A Mockingbird: H.Lee, Pulp: Bukowski, Last Good Kiss:Crumley, Fallen Angel: Hjortsberg, Black Spring: Henry Miller.

Cheers, S.O.A., Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, True Detective

Black Sabbath, Will Oldham, Dax Riggs, Tool, Elliott Smith, Pantera, Willie, Cash, Waylon, Tori, PJ, Cohen, Cave, Waits, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Public Enemy, Saul Williams, Nina Simone, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Film, Laughter, Family, Soul, Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bill Hicks, Women, Peace, Utopia, Justice, Awakening, Rock n' Roll, normal shit. What are you writing a book?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to doves cry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"I am a man who pisses largely, therefore I am a man of great mental activity." ~Henry Miller
You should message me if
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I know you're out of my league, but perhaps you should step up your game and impress me!

You worship music! You have a vigor for life and seek to live it passionately within your means!

You know how I feel!

You like long walks on Hawthorne and fluorescent light dates at Freddy Myers Deli. You can get a good meal under $5! Don't be a sob, seriously.

No flakes.
Don't try to impress me and message me back then have no intention of hanging, because you're too busy. I don't need to be appeased. Also why are you on here if you're that busy? I'm busy so my effort to hang is valuable.
Don't bring an ex-lover on our date, unless we're all cuddling. Ha!
Not a fan of powders or pills, but mind expanding is fun and love being a funguy! :)

I also don't drink. I quit because I have a bad stomach, but I do not judge, just don't be a jerk and I'll buy you a beer. Plus did I mention I'm a bartender?

Fan of Mary Jane :) Green and Red kinds!

If you have Red Hair or Jet Black hair, or you're just simply amazing!

"I don't sleep, I just dream." ~Rust Cohle