Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dear potential internet dates,
In case you missed the 7,900 photos of my cat and I on my profile
you shouldn't be shocked when I tell you about my cat and say, "I'm
highly allergic," after we plan on meeting. I'd hope most folks
would take a second and further investigate. First of all it will
never work out. Secondly, why waste our times? Thirdly, I will
always choose my cat over you. Fourthly, I am balding, I have a
beard, I smoke the pot sometimes. Apparently gals don't like
balding, bearded dudes with cats as much as you'd think. They like
rich coke heads, with dogs, clean cut, fast cars and Mumford &
Sons fans. Oy!
Bearded Cat Dude
I am Rock...
I'm white, privileged, full of shame and guilt, but I strive
everyday to be a better person than the person I was yesterday.
Some days I fail miserably. Others I rise like a Phoniex towards
the Sun! Harness The Darkness!
I hail from Montana,....after living In Denver, New Orleans, L.A.,
New York, Austin, I moved to Portland.
Music and painting are my passions.
I make music, work in the catering bar industry.
My mantra is: Desire, Perspire, Inspire & Repeat!
I'm eccentric and have never thought outside the box, because the
box never existed.
Why the fuck do you have pics of your kids faces on here? Don't you
know there are some major creepers on here? Oy-vey! Also mirror
pics and photos of you rock climbing are so four years ago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Magic, Rock n' Roll, writing music, serving/bartending, cooking,
cat whispering, bird whispering, mumbling in a deep bass voice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, charming the socks off old ladies, taming animals &
kids, writing stuff, music, cooking, Pattycaking, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is magical! You don't like beards. Or Date: You remind of
Me: Oh yeah? What part of the South you from?
My hairline is fading like VHS'
Most women don't like this but...
I wear cat glitter well
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rommel Drives On Deep Into Egypt: Richard Brautigan, To Kill A
Mockingbird: H.Lee, Pulp: Bukowski, Last Good Kiss:Crumley, Fallen
Angel: Hjortsberg, Black Spring: Henry Miller.
Cheers, S.O.A., Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, True Detective
Black Sabbath, Will Oldham, Dax Riggs, Tool, Elliott Smith,
Pantera, Willie, Cash, Waylon, Tori, PJ, Cohen, Cave, Waits,
Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Public Enemy, Saul Williams, Nina
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Film, Laughter, Family, Soul, Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bill Hicks, Women, Peace, Utopia, Justice, Awakening, Rock n' Roll,
normal shit. What are you writing a book?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I am a man who pisses largely, therefore I am a man of great
mental activity." ~Henry Miller
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You worship music! You have a vigor for life and seek to live it
passionately within your means!
You like long walks on Hawthorne and fluorescent light dates at
Freddy Myers Deli. You can get a good meal under $5! Don't be a
Not really looking for a girlfriend right now.
Don't bring an ex-lover on our date, unless we're all cuddling.
Not a fan of powders or pills, but mind expanding is fun and love
being a funguy! :)
I also don't drink, which is like saying I am a leper in this town.
Weird and very sad. I'll stick to the pot. I quit because I have a
bad stomach, but I do not judge, just don't be a jerk and I'll buy
you a beer. Plus did I mention I'm a bartender?
Fan of Mary Jane :) Green and Red kinds!
If you have Red Hair or Jet Black hair, or you're just simply
"I don't sleep, I just dream." ~Rust Cohle
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