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Guyan_Black

35 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a beard.
I am Rock...
I support women's rights 100%

I'm balding
I'm half crazy In the normal way
Been told I'm funny
I have a cat and she won't piss on your stuff.

I hail from Montana,....after living In Denver, New Orleans, L.A., New York, Austin, I moved to Portland.

Music and painting are my passions.

I make music, work in the catering bar industry.

My mantra is: Desire, Perspire, Inspire & Repeat!

I'm eccentric and have never thought outside the box, because the box never existed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Magic, Rock n' Roll, writing music, serving/bartending, cooking, cat whispering, bird whispering, mumbling in a deep bass voice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, charming the socks off old ladies, taming animals & kids, writing stuff, music, cooking, Pattycaking, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is magical! You don't like beards. Or Date: You remind of my brother!
Me: Oh yeah? What part of the South you from?
My hairline is fading like VHS'
Most women don't like this but...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rommel Drives On Deep Into Egypt: Richard Brautigan, To Kill A Mockingbird: H.Lee, Pulp: Bukowski, Last Good Kiss:Crumley, Fallen Angel: Hjortsberg, Black Spring: Henry Miller.

Cheers, S.O.A., Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, True Detective

Black Sabbath, Will Oldham, Dax Riggs, Tool, Elliott Smith, Pantera, Willie, Cash, Waylon, Tori, PJ, Cohen, Cave, Waits, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Public Enemy, Saul Williams, Nina Simone, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Film, Laughter, Family, Soul, Imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bill Hicks, Women, Peace, Utopia, Justice, Awakening, Rock n' Roll, normal shit. What are you writing a book?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to doves cry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I am a man who pisses largely, therefore I am a man of great mental activity." ~Henry Miller
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You worship music! You have a vigor for life and seek to live it passionately within your means!

You like long walks on Hawthorne and fluorescent light dates at Freddy Myers Deli. You can get a good meal under $5! Don't be a snob, seriously.

No flakes.
Not really looking for a girlfriend right now.
Don't bring an ex-lover on our date, unless we're all cuddling. Ha!
Not a fan of powders or pills, but mind expanding is fun and love being a funguy! :)

I also don't drink, which is like saying I am a leper in this town. Weird and very sad. I'll stick to the pot. I quit because I have a bad stomach, but I do not judge, just don't be a jerk and I'll buy you a beer. Plus did I mention I'm a bartender?

Fan of Mary Jane :) Green and Red kinds!

If you have Red Hair or Jet Black hair, or you're just simply amazing!

"I don't sleep, I just dream." ~Rust Cohle