Fruitwhisperer
37 West Palm Beach, FL
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My self-summary
If you're looking for a partner in crime, swipe left. I don't want to go to jail. ;-)

Send me a message if you like what you see here. I've decided to cut back on searching profiles and sending first messages, because no one ever writes back. If you send a message, I will write back and I will be polite, though no guarantee I'll be interested.

I moved back to Palm Beach County recently for a job as an ecologist. I don't know many people here, so I am looking for some awesome friends as well as someone amazing and wonderful to date.

In Gainesville, I ran a nonprofit nursery called the Edible Plant Project. I am loving all the tropical fruits we have around here in South Florida. I wished I could have grown them all up north.

If you're looking for a good conversation starter, I'd love to hear all about your favorite local fruits. Or tell me a story from your past that has something to do with fruit. I bet you can think of something fun :-). Let's compare notes and maybe we can eat some or pick some fruit together soon.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently left Gainesville, where I worked as an assassin, in addition to running the Edible Plant Project. (Before I scare you away, I should mention that I only assassinated invasive plants). I've got a job as an ecologist with an engineering company in WPB; trying out South FL as an adult (I grew up here before moving to Gainesville for school. I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing with my life, but whatever it is, I would like to share it with someone special.
I’m really good at
figuring things out, fixing things, anything to do with plants, and writing political satire on occasion. I give great massages - living in Gainesville, half of my friends went to massage school there so I've picked up a few things here and there. I make amazing salads and cobbler and also a mean lentil soup. Yes, I like to eat healthy foods, with occasional indulgences.
The first things people usually notice about me
The giant hat I wear outside, because it's often sunny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie is Pickaxe. Not a horror movie (well it does show some horrible stuff). It's a documentary about ecodefense in the Pacific NW, Someone put it on youtube, so if you want to see it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIQZY593YGw

I don't have a TV, so I miss a lot of shows, but I try to keep up with a few on Hulu, like the Jon Stewart/Colbert, and Prisoners of War, (also loved Firefly, Jeremiah, and the Booth at the end.)

I love This American Life on NPR.

I love good healthy food. I particularly like to explore different ethnic varieties. I'm mostly vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
friends
nature
showers
humor
internet
an avenue for artistic expression
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the environment
the future
public policy
what I'm making for dinner
what I'm going to plant next and other projects
On a typical Friday night I am
...with family, though I would also love to start connecting with folks here in South Fla. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Would it be presumptuous to say "world's greatest lover"? probably. So I guess I just admitted that I'm presumptuous. ;)
You should message me if
If you would like to go out on a date maybe and see how we like each other or if you think we could be friends.
If you are a fellow fruit tree lover.
If you're doing something to make the world a better place,
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