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Gwarharkins

27 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"It's pathetic, it's pitiful. The whole culture is one unified field of bought, sold, market researched everything -you know. It used to be that people fermented their own culture, you know it took hundreds of years, and evolved over time. That's gone in America. People now don't even have any concept that there ever was a culture outside of this thing that's created to make money.... you just get disgusted with humanity after awhile for not having more you know - intellectual curiosity about what's behind all this jive bullshit." R. Crumb
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do stand up and work in a factory.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stand-up, telling stories, writing, drawing cartoons and playing keyboard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harvey Pekar, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson, Ernest Hemingway and Issac Asimov.

The Long Goodbye, Two Lane Black-top, Rashomon, 5 Easy Pieces, The Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Princess Mononoke, Dazed and Confused, The Graduate, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
Herzog, Robert Altman, Hal Ashby, Clint Eastwood, Akira Kurosawa, Ralph Bakshi.

I like cartoons and anything else that's funny.

Pixies, Misfits, Zombies, Fugazi, Wutang, Gwar
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nord keyboard and leather jacket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
George R.R. Martin eating ham.

With all of the technology in the world is it possible to unscramble an egg?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beer, jokes, tunes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like anime.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to...
-look around a video store.
-drink and draw.
-go look at stuff