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Gwarharkins

28 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a comedian in Portland. Comedy is really important to me, its my favorite reason to get out of bed. I have a strong work ethic and I'm driven to write about new subjects every day.

Besides comedy I like big dogs, the taste of mexican beer, playing piano and listening to folk punk. I generally prefer the company of a few funny and intelligent people over large groups.

I like people and I have fun at parties but I usually become disinterested after a while.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do stand up and work in a factory. I've usually worked manual labor jobs which I'm not thrilled about but it gives me time to think and write.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling stories, writing, drawing cartoons and playing keyboard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harvey Pekar, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson, Ernest Hemingway and Issac Asimov.

The Long Goodbye, Two Lane Black-top, Rashomon, 5 Easy Pieces, The Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Princess Mononoke, Dazed and Confused, The Graduate, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
Herzog, Robert Altman, Hal Ashby, Clint Eastwood, Akira Kurosawa, Ralph Bakshi.

I like cartoons and anything else that's funny.

Pixies, Misfits, Zombies, Fugazi, Wutang, Gwar, Andrew Jackson Jihad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
George R.R. Martin eating ham.

There's probably a garbage island in the ocean made entirely out of obsolete rockband drum kits and broken i phone cases.

With all of the technology in the world is it possible to unscramble an egg?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beer, jokes, tunes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like anime. I spend 30 bucs a month on scented candles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to...
-look around a video store.
-drink and draw.
-make out.