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Gwarharkins

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"It's pathetic, it's pitiful. The whole culture is one unified field of bought, sold, market researched everything -you know. It used to be that people fermented their own culture, you know it took hundreds of years, and evolved over time. That's gone in America. People now don't even have any concept that there ever was a culture outside of this thing that's created to make money.... you just get disgusted with humanity after awhile for not having more you know - intellectual curiosity about what's behind all this jive bullshit." R. Crumb
What I’m doing with my life
I work 12 hour shifts in 24 hour junkmail factory. That's not a metaphor, it's my life. It is also a metaphor for my life.
I’m really good at
Stand-up, telling stories, jokes, writing, drawing cartoons and playing keyboard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harvey Pekar, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson, Courage Wolf, Ernest Hemingway and Issac Asimov.

The Long Goodbye, Two Lane Black-top, Rashomon, 5 Easy Pieces, The Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Princess Mononoke, The Graduate, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
Herzog, Robert Altman, Hal Ashby, Clint Eastwood, Akira Kurosawa, Ralph Bakshi and Richard Linklater.

Cartoons and Stand-up.

Pixies, Misfits, Zombies, Fugazi, Wutang, Gwar
The six things I could never do without
hands, nord Electro 3, computer, leather jacket, chevy and my tool box.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kids play that game "Don't touch the floor, the carpet is lava", I wonder if this is what laws are made of.

With all of the technology in the world is it possible to unscramble an egg?

Those horrifying angler fish in the deep black ocean have teeth so large and sharp that they can't even close their mouths. What's up with that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Beer and tunes related.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to...
-look around a video store.
-drink and draw.
-show me something you've written, I give pretty good notes
-people watch
-watch this over and over...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExAFAxZJxE