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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 24
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Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm a comedian in Portland. Comedy is really important to me, its my favorite reason to get out of bed. I have a strong work ethic and I'm driven to write about new subjects every day.

Besides comedy I like big dogs, the taste of mexican beer, playing piano and listening to folk punk. I generally prefer the company of a few funny and intelligent people over large groups.

I like people and I have fun at parties but I usually become disinterested after a while.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do stand up and work in a factory. I've usually worked manual labor jobs which I'm not thrilled about but it gives me time to think and write.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling stories, writing, drawing cartoons and playing keyboard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harvey Pekar, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson, Ernest Hemingway and Issac Asimov.

The Long Goodbye, Two Lane Black-top, Rashomon, 5 Easy Pieces, The Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Princess Mononoke, Dazed and Confused, The Graduate, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
Herzog, Robert Altman, Hal Ashby, Clint Eastwood, Akira Kurosawa, Ralph Bakshi.

I like cartoons and anything else that's funny.

Pixies, Misfits, Zombies, Fugazi, Wutang, Gwar, Andrew Jackson Jihad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
George R.R. Martin eating ham.

There's probably a garbage island in the ocean made entirely out of obsolete rockband drum kits and broken i phone cases.

With all of the technology in the world is it possible to unscramble an egg?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beer, jokes, tunes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like anime. I spend 30 bucs a month on scented candles.
You should message me if
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You want to...
-look around a video store.
-drink and draw.
-make out.