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37 Walthamstow, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:26am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lonely, needy, desperate, skint, smelly, hairy, skinny, Ugly...

I didn't really wanna sign up here. My mum made me. She said she wants grand children and that she'll never get them if I spill all I've got watchin' dirty videos on tinternet.
Her words. Not mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doin' with my life?
Not very much really.
I got to work, come home, drink, cry about my ex girlfriend and what a mess I've made of everythin', drink some more, kick the cat, apologize to the cat, drink some more, fall asleep in my pants in front of the TV, wake up and do it all again.
Same as everyone else I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writin' about myself on websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The smell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The hungry caterpillar
Police Academy IV: Mission to Moscow
Police, Camera, Action,
Conway Twitty
ASDA smart price microwave lasagne
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beer, whiskey, rum, vodka...erm...did I say beer already?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Excuses to get out of work on a monday morning
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drink too much, get thrown out of a club and throw up on my shoes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got drunk, fell asleep and wet myself at a friends sisters wedding reception.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have low standards and like to drink 'til you're sick.
And if you'd like to bare my child who will go on to rule the world.

Oh, and I have one of those taste cards. So I'd probably take you to dinner. You might have to pay though. Sound good?