Lonely, needy, desperate, skint, smelly, hairy, skinny,
I didn't really wanna sign up here. My mum made me. She said she
wants grand children and that she'll never get them if I spill all
I've got watchin' dirty videos on tinternet.
Her words. Not mine.
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doin' with my life?
Not very much really.
I got to work, come home, drink, cry about my ex girlfriend and
what a mess I've made of everythin', drink some more, kick the cat,
apologize to the cat, drink some more, fall asleep in my pants in
front of the TV, wake up and do it all again.
Same as everyone else I suppose.
I’m really good at
Writin' about myself on websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The hungry caterpillar
Police Academy IV: Mission to Moscow
Police, Camera, Action,
ASDA smart price microwave lasagne
The six things I could never do without
Beer, whiskey, rum, vodka...erm...did I say beer already?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Excuses to get out of work on a monday morning
On a typical Friday night I am
Drink too much, get thrown out of a club and throw up on my shoes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once got drunk, fell asleep and wet myself at a friends sisters
You should message me if
You have low standards and like to drink 'til you're sick.
And if you'd like to bare my child who will go on to rule the
Oh, and I have one of those taste cards. So I'd probably take you
to dinner. You might have to pay though. Sound good?