Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's the basics you need to know.
I'm a pirate.
I don't do "exercise" (at least not right now. Busted my foot right
as I was about to start a new regimen).
I drink - socially.
I smoke - when I drink.
I don't do drugs. Not against certain ones, just have a good job
that isn't worth losing over a short high.
I like kids, but I'm not necessarily looking to get involved with
anyone who already has them. Unless they're furbabies. Bring on the
I eat meat.
I play video games.
I play no instruments except the occasional drum at an event (I
have played flute, guitar, and drums in the past, but I can't seem
to stick with it).
I'm a nerd.
I tabletop when I have the time, which is pretty much never,
I've picked up HeroClix, and am slowly returning to MTG, as
I make stuff. Art, clothes, digital art. No people, yet.
I'm a sapiosexual.
I'm learning Diesel Mechanics. No joke. I get covered in dirt,
grease, oil and dust every day. I love my job.
Some days I find myself beautiful, but most days my friends have to
yell at me because I just don't see it.
Oh, and I'm "fat." If my weight is an issue for you right off the
bat, then you're not someone I care to know. Who I am is not what I
weigh. Get to know me, and you'll find that I've already made big
strides on my weight-loss journey, and that I'm far from ready to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning Diesel Mechanics, working on commercial trucks and
trailers. I'm slowly becoming a dirty grease monkey. I'm working on
my weight, which is a slow process. Essentially, I'm working
the daily grind, fighting my demons, and helping my friends with
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
•Giving people the cold shoulder. It's not really intentional, it
just happens because I'm oblivious.
•Being Oblivious to flirting.
•Being a walking contradiction. I try not to be a hypocrite, and
I'm generally not, but sometimes, for example, I'll like two things
that you generally can't like at the same time? Ugh. It's hard to
•Kind of sewing. Not REALLY good, but I'm getting better.
•Things and Stuff.
•Being a nerdy girl.
•Sleeping during the daytime - I work swings and graves.
The first things people usually notice about me
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•My weight - I carry my weight well, but yeah. I'm a big girl. But
I'm smaller than I used to be, and I'm working on it.
•My eyes - Apparently, they're very striking....I guess?
•My smile - it's often referred to as coy, but I'm not trying to
be. I just generally don't smile often.
•My intelligence - And boy, do I like to share it. I will talk your
ear off about the weirdest collection of things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just a taste...
Books: Republic Commando series, Wicked, The Odyssey
Movies: RHPS, Repo!, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Serenity
Shows: HIMYM, Grimm, Bones, SVU, Castle, Supernatural, Firefly and
Music: The Ace of Ruin, The Rasmus, Gogol Bordello, Anything but
Food: Oh fuck you, you want a favorite? No can do.
Last Book I Read: Outlander
Last Movie I Saw: Guardians of the Galaxy
Last TV Show I Watched: Outlander/Doctor Who
Last TV Show I Binged: Orange is the New Black
Last Album I Listened To: Awesome Mix Tape #1
Last Food I Ate That I REALLY Enjoyed: A T-bone steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Open communication with those I love
A Stiff Drink after a rough day
A Tent in the middle of a forest or field
A fantastic pair of heels or flats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm headed in life. I've traveled a lot of paths in my short
time, and still not done making changes. Also, why the hell do so
many russians drive Volvo trucks with Volvo engines. Those things
Also, carbs. Like any girl who is watching her weight, oh my god I
can't tell you how much I miss lasagna. And potatoes. Mmmm...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in the shop. Yay for working graves on weekends. *insert
Genie in cheerleader outfit*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that no matter how outspoken, brash, confident, cocky, bitchy,
or wild I may seem, I am really a shy little woman looking for the
right person who can handle me, no matter my current mood.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
SOOO! If you're still reading after all this, and you don't mind a
ridiculously nerdy girl who will lash out in fangirlish squees at
any given moment, seemingly unprovoked, but is also super laid back
and an amazing cuddler who loves to cook for others, read on.
•BIG ONE HERE! I'm a bigger gal. Not, "OMG Whale!" But I am a
bigger gal. I am working on it, but it's a slow process. If you've
got issues with that, don't even BOTHER.
•If you read all of my profile, and continue to read everything in
•If you don't care that I mix up It's and Its all the time, but
HATE when people can't get their other homonyms right. I like to be
able to read your messages and understand them, and not have to
translate them first.
•If you're good about spelling and punctuation. I am a serious
sapiosexual, and I'm highly attracted to intelligence. A lack of
proper spelling and grammar and punctuation is apt to dissuade me
from further communication.
DISCLAIMER: If it's late, or either of us are drunk, then it
doesn't count. I tend to type one handed when tired or drunk, and
tend to stop caring about capitalizing.
•AND LASTLY (for now), if you can realize that while I've got all
my weird quirks and some faults, I'm a totally random and unique
individual who's really worth getting to know. I may seem
high-maintenance or a pain in the ass, but trust me. I'm not. Not
really. Make the slightest effort, and you'll see that it all just
Still reading? Don't be dissuaded by the "Replies infrequently" or
"Replies rarely". I get a lot of "hey babi wan hook up?" type
messages. If you're shy, guess what, I am too. Send that message
anyway, as long as you're capable of intelligence higher than a
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