I'm a pirate.
I don't do "exercise" (at least not right now. Busted my foot right as I was about to start a new regimen).
I drink - socially.
I smoke - when I drink.
I don't do drugs. Not against certain ones, just have a good job that isn't worth losing over a short high.
I like kids, but I'm not necessarily looking to get involved with anyone who already has them. Unless they're furbabies. Bring on the furbabies.
I eat meat.
I play video games.
I play no instruments except the occasional drum at an event (I have played flute, guitar, and drums in the past, but I can't seem to stick with it).
I'm a nerd.
I tabletop when I have the time, which is pretty much never, now.
I've picked up HeroClix, and am slowly returning to MTG, as well.
I make stuff. Art, clothes, digital art. No people, yet.
I'm a sapiosexual.
I'm learning Diesel Mechanics. No joke. I get covered in dirt, grease, oil and dust every day. I love my job.
Some days I find myself beautiful, but most days my friends have to yell at me because I just don't see it.
Oh, and I'm "fat." If my weight is an issue for you right off the bat, then you're not someone I care to know. Who I am is not what I weigh. Get to know me, and you'll find that I've already made big strides on my weight-loss journey, and that I'm far from ready to stop.
•Giving people the cold shoulder. It's not really intentional, it just happens because I'm oblivious.
•Being Oblivious to flirting.
•Being a walking contradiction. I try not to be a hypocrite, and I'm generally not, but sometimes, for example, I'll like two things that you generally can't like at the same time? Ugh. It's hard to explain.
•Kind of sewing. Not REALLY good, but I'm getting better.
•Things and Stuff.
•Being a nerdy girl.
•Sleeping during the daytime - I work swings and graves.
•My eyes - Apparently, they're very striking....I guess?
•My smile - it's often referred to as coy, but I'm not trying to be. I just generally don't smile often.
•My intelligence - And boy, do I like to share it. I will talk your ear off about the weirdest collection of things.
Books: Republic Commando series, Wicked, The Odyssey
Movies: RHPS, Repo!, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Serenity
Shows: HIMYM, Grimm, Bones, SVU, Castle, Supernatural, Firefly and anything BBC.
Music: The Ace of Ruin, The Rasmus, Gogol Bordello, Anything but rap
Food: Oh fuck you, you want a favorite? No can do.
Last Book I Read: Outlander
Last Movie I Saw: Guardians of the Galaxy
Last TV Show I Watched: Outlander/Doctor Who
Last TV Show I Binged: Orange is the New Black
Last Album I Listened To: Awesome Mix Tape #1
Last Food I Ate That I REALLY Enjoyed: A T-bone steak.
A Stiff Drink after a rough day
A Tent in the middle of a forest or field
A fantastic pair of heels or flats.
Also, carbs. Like any girl who is watching her weight, oh my god I can't tell you how much I miss lasagna. And potatoes. Mmmm...
•BIG ONE HERE! I'm a bigger gal. Not, "OMG Whale!" But I am a bigger gal. I am working on it, but it's a slow process. If you've got issues with that, don't even BOTHER.
•If you read all of my profile, and continue to read everything in this section.
•If you don't care that I mix up It's and Its all the time, but HATE when people can't get their other homonyms right. I like to be able to read your messages and understand them, and not have to translate them first.
•If you're good about spelling and punctuation. I am a serious sapiosexual, and I'm highly attracted to intelligence. A lack of proper spelling and grammar and punctuation is apt to dissuade me from further communication.
DISCLAIMER: If it's late, or either of us are drunk, then it doesn't count. I tend to type one handed when tired or drunk, and tend to stop caring about capitalizing.
•AND LASTLY (for now), if you can realize that while I've got all my weird quirks and some faults, I'm a totally random and unique individual who's really worth getting to know. I may seem high-maintenance or a pain in the ass, but trust me. I'm not. Not really. Make the slightest effort, and you'll see that it all just flows nicely.
Still reading? Don't be dissuaded by the "Replies infrequently" or "Replies rarely". I get a lot of "hey babi wan hook up?" type messages. If you're shy, guess what, I am too. Send that message anyway, as long as you're capable of intelligence higher than a tribble.