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Gypsypunks

33 Beaverton, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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OK, lets see if I can condense all the variables that make a personality into a "summary". I'll start off by saying that I am the male half of a poly-amorous marriage and that we are looking for preferably available bi girls with great personalities. So if you're straight and just found me captivating ;) , or not interested in hanging out with the raddest couple in Portland, I'm afraid this may not be your cup of tea. DON'T LET THIS DETRACT YOU IF YOU REALLY ARE INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW US, just know it may not be what you're looking for on a dating site.

So, as I said, we are a happily married young poly couple. Well, now is where things get interesting. We're looking for a third. Someone who wants to be part of a triad or "friends with benefits" with a couple, yes a whole couple!!

Me, I'm like Iggy Pop, Ted Bundy, and a laser beam wrapped all in one. That doing it for you? No? Ummm, ok then, best I can describe, I am an eclectic punk. I strive for intellect and am a sponge for useless trivia. I'm an autodidact (if you don't know what that means look it up. I guarantee you'll be amazed). I've been told that I'm a compassionate and sensitive confidant, and other times a totally insensitive dick who regales friends with jokes about baby rape. I still haven't decide which side fits me best so I like to swing violently between the two. I have an awesome sense of humor is what I'm saying.

She (or "the Misses" as I like to call her) is like the aforementioned Iggy, Bundy, laser combo... but with tits!!! She is sugarsexmajik, go say hi. She means the world to me!!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an avid gamer, I spend most my time studying about culinary arts, the Avant Garde, porn, the punk movement, mountain biking, non-theism, and just things to keep my brain focused on the chaotic, uncomfortable stretches of pure unadulterated truth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reciting useless trivia, spanking your ass in a video game of choice on our 82" projector, cooking amazing food from a myriad of cultures, being a hardcore skeptic, bombing hills on my bike, pointing out the obvious to those less fortunate than me who were born sans logic and reasoning, Being a dick (not an asshole), fucking like an angry lesbian, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills, procrastinating, being witty, not being witty, waxing philosophical about banal minutia, being cynical, being a total dork/geek, animal care, rocking on pogo sticks, letting my A.D.D. take me to wonderful places, not growing facial hair, making you laugh, making your mom laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wow, he has beautiful eyes"
"What is he doing with that burlap sack?"
"Where are my kids?!?"

in that order.

oh, and sometimes I sound a lot like Randal Graves from Clerks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The God Delusion or anything by Richard Dawkins, The works of Douglas Adams, or anything by Stephen King. I'm gonna be honest here and admit that I'm one of those people who daydreams too much while reading. I will have "read" till the end of a chapter and realize that I spent the entire time thinking about how good Creme Brulee is.

Movies: I really have too many to mention. I like the works of the Cohen brothers, as well as the Farrelly brothers. Anything by Wes Anderson or P.T. Anderson. Movies that evoke emotion in a very jarring way, I'll put more specifics later.

TV: I do love me some episodic marathons. You know, when you get into a show that has been going for a couple seasons and you get to catch up by watching it blocks at a time. Here's my favs; It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Kids In The Hall, Red Dwarf, The State, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Strangers With Candy, Exit 57, Weeds, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Law And Order Svu, Mustard Fart Junction, Comedians of Comedy, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, The Shield, Father Ted, The It Crowd, Black Books, Top Gear, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, Flight of the Concords, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Spaced, The Fast Show, Mr. Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Look Around You, Dexter, Arrested Development, Important Things With Demitri Martin, Canivale

Music: Amon Tobin, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Bjork, Peter Gabriel, Beck, Nirvana, Portishead, Primus, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Bad Religion, Dead Kennedys, NOFX, Social Distortion, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Rush, Cake, They Might Be Giants, Nin, Pixies, Echo and the Bunnymen, System of a Down, Talking Heads, The Distillers, Oingo Boingo, Ministry, Toadies, Iggy Pop, Juno Reactor, A Perfect Circle, Decemberists, Jurassic 5, Tenacious D, MC Chris, Cannibal OX, Unkle, The Vandals, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tricky, Jello Biafra, Blind Melon, Bad Brains, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Melvins, Stiff Little Fingers, Dead Milkmen, Puscifer, Les Claypool, Dangermouse, Gogol Bordello, Bus Driver, Polaris, The Rabbit Joint, Man Man, Taco, Silversun Pickups, Gnarls Barkley, Serj Tankian, Romantic Gorilla
*Oh, and I am obsessed with Danny Elfman!, I even have his tattoo.

Food: Just about anything that isn't seafood. As much as I try, I just don't like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Music
*Humor
*The access to information
*Caffeine
*Chocolate
*My partner in crime, The Misses
*And a list of six things I could never do without. wait, shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Just trying to get my grey matter to calm the fuck down is a chore. You want to pick my brain? Sit on my lap and I'll tell you a story.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with a select group of friends partaking in activities involving cannabis, drinking good beer or wine, and playing Nintendo Wii or watching movies on our HUGE TV. We're kinda introverted and don't go out much, but we kick ass at entertaining in our place. Come on in, there is cold beer in the fridge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been known to collect and play MTG, I'm a geek.
You should message me if
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You're an intelligent, fun, and independent female who is interested in developing a triad or "friends with benefits" kind of relationship with us. We don't have a specific type in terms of physical appearance. We typically like who you are if you like who you are, confidence is very attractive. We do tend to go for dorky girls, punk girls, and/or curvy girls, though. Obviously there has to be physical attraction, but we're more interested in finding a girl with some character. Friendship would become the first and foremost of importance.
And if things get serious, you must feel comfortable and mature enough to handle a poly relationship, but don't worry if you're new to it, so are we.

*Also, we would love to connect for friendship with the eclectic beings that Portland has to offer; straight, gay, bi, queer, couples, we don't care as long as you like intriguing discussion and have a great sense of humor.
**An especial call out to well established Poly singles/couples who would love to help another Poly couple learn the ropes and flourish through social evolution :)

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