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H2OJohn

37 Somerville, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A hoy hoy

(Currently on hiatus from courting)

I guess you could say I am kind of whimsically floating about and trying to devour a plethora of new things.

I am pretty restless unless i do something active, which leads to a lot of random bike rides... it use to be running but apparently my shin could not take all the stress and decided to fracture... I am slightly disappointed in my shin for not being as awesome as the rest of my body.

2013 is going to be exciting year... no more gradaute school... that should parlay in to a summer of wanderlust

we're here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is -Mark Vonnegut (Did i read somewhere to always end with a quote...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Listening to music, drinking wine, while attempting to paint or make something...

Drinking far too many cups of coffee...in a variety of locations

Seeking a pretty girl to share in life's many expirenences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rambling incoherently.

and being gullable... "REALLY?!?!" should be my catchphrase.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually get noticed for saying something completly inappropiate...while slipping on a non exsistent puddle of water.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hunter S. Thompson
Kurt Vonnegut
Douglas Adams
Ernest Hemmingway

Music: Constantly evolving... Mum, Sigur Ros, The Album Leaf, Shins, M83, Built to Spill, Avett Brothers, Langhorn Slim, Broken Social Scene, El Ten Eleven, Modest Mouse, mos def, ATB, Explosions in the Sky, Pilot Speed, This will destroy you, tycho, Azure Ray, Hooverphonic, telepopmusic, lummineers, Exitmusic, Yeasayer

oh and trance... i really listen to most anything that is soothing

Movies: john and mary, charade, dear Zachary, 28 days later, brick, sunshine, shaun of the dead, punch drunk love, bottle rocket, 180 degrees south, jesus camp, god grew tired of us, bus 174, taxi to the darkside, phase 7, midnight in paris, another earth, The Apartment, El secreto de sus ojos, shake hands with the devil,

I watch a lot of documentaries

Something about going to the movie theater still gets me excited.

I should probally disclose... i think watching sports on TV is really boring. I would much rather be out and about doing crap...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air
water
the sun
the earth
...wait. I thought that said 6 things a plant could not do live without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why compliments turn me off, but a clever conversation leaves me wanting more and more. (Compliments are for friends, families, and lovers...anything nice said before you really know me...sounds like bullshit.)

How to fix something when the person behind me wants to break it...

This monologue really speaks to me... it embodies my hope for the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FMNFvKEy4c

Wondering how I went from 3 years of art school only to finish with a masters in corporate tax.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am riding a unicorn through a magical land of marshmallows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I REALLY REALLY like to scare people. your look of terror elates me.

I think goats are funny creatures... No! I want to be highest!

I have a dobbleganger in Somerville... and I desperatly want to seek him out. I know he is a bit rude, and has a dog...
You should message me if
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I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stumped by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, “Hi.” They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word”
― Augusten Burroughs

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