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TheHolbrook

25 Columbus, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So this is the part where I tell you I'm fun, outgoing, and enjoy long walks to the fridge?

I'm an Otterbein University graduate and I still wonder why we chose the Cardinals as our mascot. Why not something more intimidating?! Like anything else?

Played soccer and hockey for a total of 13 years. And I'd probably still be playing if I knew there would be Capri Suns and Zebra Cakes at half-time.

I can be somewhat of a grammar fiend, but it only comes out if someone uses "you're" or "they're" incorrectly.

I have a nerdy side involving video games, funny memes, and intelligent conversations about life. I'm also a Mario Kart champion so don't say I didn't warn you.

Snowboarding is one of my things. If you haven't tried it, then you haven't experienced the best reason to wake up at 7am on a Saturday morning. Bacon is the second best reason.

I will beat you in a sarcasm battle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a honey badger. I do what I want with my life... Includes running trails, grilling out, exploring happy hours, creating new sushi rolls, working out, eating well and indulging at the same time, saving puppies from burning buildings, discovering new music, sampling new beers, turning boring things into interesting things, loving my job, and traveling wherever the checklist in my head leads me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Making epic food
• Reading the descriptions on beers
• Pointing out people who look like other people
• Cards Against Humanity
• Stepping on sharp objects (glass, thumbtacks, legos)
• Snowboarding
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes hear that I look like a more attractive version of Nick Swardson... Still trying to figure out if that's a good or bad thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- ♫ -
Avenged Sevenfold. The 1975. The Used. Young the Giant. A Day to Remember. Eye Alaska. Imagine Dragons. Knife Party. Panic! at the Disco. Incubus. Dead. Confide. August Burns Red. Blink-182. Emery. Zedd. Trivium. Forever the Sickest Kids. Adventure Club. Dance Gavin Dance. Hands Like Houses. Animals As Leaders. Fall Out Boy. Skrillex. Underoath. Closure in Moscow. Chiodos. Excision. Tin Can Radio. Silverstein. Queen. Kap Slap. The Word Alive. Periphery... some indie, alternative, etc.

- ☕ -
Chips & Salsa. Sushi. Cuban flatbreads. Gourmet burgers.

- ⎚ -
Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad. How I Met Your Mother. House of Cards. American Horror Story. Big Bang Theory. The Colbert Report. Orange is the New Black. Dexter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Traveling
3. My Keurig
4. Awkward situations
5. Kentucky Bourbon ale
6. Lame jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do people actually order the margaritas at Chipotle?
Having an epic all-night Disney Channel original movie marathon (Brink is #1, don't argue with me).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town. Or out of town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still write things on my hand to remember them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You can hold a good conversation.
• You understand that it's a sin to order TACOS at Chipotle.
• You're can snowboard (and bonus points if you can do it well).