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25 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So this is the part where I say I'm fun, outgoing, and enjoy long, romantic walks on the beach?

I'm an Otterbein University graduate and I still wonder why we chose the Cardinals as our mascot. Why not something more intimidating?! Like anything else?

I'm on here because I'm busy and work mostly with people who are all old enough to be my parents. Some of them even receive senior discounts during lunch outings. And meeting people in the bar scene is rarely a priority for me.

I played soccer and hockey for 13 years. And would probably still be playing if I knew there would be Capri Suns and Zebra Cakes for half-time snacks.

I can be a bit of a grammar fiend, but it only comes out if someone uses "you're" or "they're" incorrectly.

I have a nerdy side involving video games, funny memes, and intelligent conversations about life. I'm a Mario Kart champion so don't say I didn't warn you.

Snowboarding is one of my things. If you haven't tried it, then you haven't experienced the best reason to wake up at 7am on a Saturday morning. Bacon is the second best reason.

I can beat you in a sarcasm battle.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a honey badger and I do what I want. Currently, that includes running trails, grilling out, exploring happy hours, creating new sushi rolls, working out, being healthy and indulging at the same time, saving puppies from burning buildings, discovering new music, sampling new beers, getting lost on the right sidebar of YouTube, turning boring things into interesting things, and traveling wherever the checklist in my head leads me.
I’m really good at
• Snowboarding
• Making people laugh
• Being the person who plans EVERYTHING
• Making epic food (Lean Cuisines don't cut it for me)
• Reading the descriptions on beers
• Cards Against Humanity
• Stepping on sharp objects
• Pushing on "pull" doors
The first things people usually notice about me
I sometimes hear that I look like a more attractive version of Nick Swardson. If you don't know who he is, please don't Google images of him from Reno 911...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- ♫ -
Avenged Sevenfold. The 1975. The Used. Bullet For My Valentine. Young the Giant. A Day to Remember. Eye Alaska. Imagine Dragons. Knife Party. Wide Eyes. Macklemore. Panic! at the Disco. Incubus. Nero. August Burns Red. Blink-182. Emery. All Time Low. Zedd. Bring Me the Horizon. Forever the Sickest Kids. Adventure Club. Dance Gavin Dance. Hands Like Houses. Animals As Leaders. Skrillex. Underoath. Closure in Moscow. Chiodos. Excision. Haste the Day. Tin Can Radio. Queen. Kap Slap. The Word Alive. Periphery.

- ☕ -
Chips & Salsa. Sushi. Cuban flatbreads. Gourmet burgers.

- ⎚ -
Game of Thrones. How I Met Your Mother. House of Cards. American Horror Story. Big Bang Theory. The Colbert Report. Breaking Bad. The Walking Dead. Mad Men.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Epic adventures
3. Chipotle
4. Lame jokes
5. Craft beer
6. The sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do people actually order the margaritas at Chipotle?
Having an epic Disney Channel original movie marathon.
Falconry... Yeah. The art of getting falcons to kill stuff for you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out of town for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When people switch lanes without using their turn signal, I automatically assume they're a d-bag in every other aspect of their life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
• You can hold a good conversation.
• The word "swag" is not part of your vocabulary.
• You don't get offended by "that's what she said" jokes.
• You don't listen to Nickelback.
• You're a snowboarder.