TheHolbrook
27 Columbus, OH
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My self-summary
So... is this the part where I tell you I'm fun, outgoing, and enjoy long walks to the fridge?

Otterbein University graduate and I still wonder why we chose the Cardinals as our mascot. Why not something more intimidating?! Like anything else.

Played soccer and hockey for a total of 13 years. I'd probably still be playing if I knew there would be Capri Suns and Zebra Cakes at half-time.

I'm somewhat of a grammar fiend, but it only comes out if someone uses "you're" or "they're" incorrectly.

My nerdy side involves video games, funny memes, and intelligent conversations about life. I'm also a Mario Kart champion so don't say I didn't warn you.

Snowboarding is one of my things. If you haven't tried it, then you haven't experienced the best reason to wake up at 7am on a Saturday morning. Bacon is the second best reason.

I will beat you in a sarcasm battle.
What I’m doing with my life
Trailblazing, grilling out, happy hours, creating new sushi rolls, working out, finding ways to stay young,saving puppies from burning buildings, discovering new music, sampling new beers, and traveling wherever the checklist in my head leads me.
I’m really good at
• Making epic food
• Thoughtfully reading the descriptions on beers
• Cards Against Humanity
• Stepping on sharp objects (glass, thumbtacks, Legos)
• Snowboarding
• One-tripping groceries
The first things people usually notice about me
That I like plaid and flannel entirely too much
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- ♫ -
Rock, some indie, alternative, etc. Live shows are a big part of my life. Nickelback, on the other hand, is not.

- ☕ -
Chips & Salsa. Sushi. Cuban flatbreads. Gourmet burgers.

- ⎚ -
Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad. How I Met Your Mother. House of Cards. American Horror Story. Big Bang Theory. The Colbert Report. Orange is the New Black. Dexter.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Weekend vacations
3. Chips & salsa
4. People who use their turn signals
5. Optimism
6. Lame jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do people actually order the margaritas at Chipotle?
Having an epic all-night Disney Channel original movie marathon (Brink is #1, don't argue with me).
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town. Or out of town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still write things on my hand to remember them.
You should message me if
• You can hold a conversation.
• You understand that it's a sin to order TACOS at Chipotle.
• You're a snowboarder (and bonus points if you're good at it).
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