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H311Bi11y

29 M Fairfield, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know the problem with these "self-summaries" is? They are just so open ended... hey! I guess that's me! Finding problems and offering solutions. To fix the open ended do-hicky we will use "schroudinger's cat" (yes I know it makes no sense but this is what happens @ 03:41 am...) now were was I... oh yes making non-sense, what fun!

No realy though, I'm pretty reserved most of the time, but I do get a little silly after sleep deppo kicks in. This one time at necromancy camp... I resurected chivalry. Oh! What a mistake that was, you know I still can't get rid of the damn thing, I just can't help it! Here, let me get that door for you... see what I mean? Oh, well! I am who I am, and that's all that I am, I'm pop-eye the... you know what? Fuck spinich!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment telling complete straingers about my life, I sure feel important.(insert long, inappropriate story here) And that's why I'm back in school, learning how to play with the building blocks of the universe, what I like to call chemistry, or as ancient Greeks (turns out it was the ancient Egyptians) liked to say "alchemy". Except I don't care about turning lead into gold. WAIT! What the hell am I saying? I would love to be able to turn lead to gold, then I could buy china!!! And make gold based paints for children's toys that America could create sanction against. YAY!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you say "MMMmm! that's GOOD!" Can you figure it out?.... COOKING all though I am good at other stuff that will get the same response. };-)
Yeah! You get it!
I'm also good at math and stuff... I can count real high.
I told you my sense of humor is esoteric!
What's that? I didn't?
You must have missed that part, I'm sure I told you that.
No you're right.
Well consider yourself... warned?
No to negative...
informed, yeah, informed. That's more optamistic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sadly it's the most obvious things that people notice, so I usually get stuck with "You're tall!"

or

I have a tendency to have a stoic look... all the time. People may either be intimidated or just think I'm a dick because of this, but I'm not. I swear I'm a nice guy, and I do swear.. some times more than necessary. My father was a sailor, maybe that explains it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
if you really want to know, ask. My favorite stuff is too numerous for an already longer than necessary profile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire
Water
fire-water (not really its just humorous)
earth
flora and fauna
a jacket and boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
42 (Anybody? Anybody? Hu? Hu?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on where I am....
With family: drinking
With you: out on a date
With friends: depends on wich friends (insert cock joke here, I know now I'm just being lazy.)
By myself: let's just say.... it sounds like masticating and the simple minded might think it has to do with fishing.
At the bar: trying my luck with that bar maid that looks like Rinoa from FF8 only cuz I can't find the bar maid from FF7.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a pritty smile, beautifull eyes, and a brain. Yes all three are prerequisites, and if you don't think you have all three don't bother me, cuz you don't have the last one. Remember ladies beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Or if you know what 42 references.