Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would much rather hear an uncomfortable truth than a comforting
lie. I love and hate with equal passion. I am completely and
unapologetically myself. I learn new things about myself every
I love to make other people laugh. One of my favorite things to do
is make someone laugh when they're feeling their worst. I'll make a
tasteless joke at your mother's funeral as long as it makes you
smile. Most people appreciate that.
I will swear often and imaginatively unless given a reason not to.
Children at a bar is not one of those reasons. Children in the
grocery store IS.
"If at some point you don't ask yourself 'Am I the person I want to
be, and if not how do I get there' then you have failed as a human
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a BA in Communications, a AS in Collision Repair Technology,
and currently I am working too hard for too little.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking in ways that make people confused.
Some people say I am good at writing, but I don't actually want to
pursue a career in writing, because I enjoy it, but not enough to
do it every day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love books. Fiction and fantasy with a serious funny streak, in
particular. I'm a big fan of Terry Pratchett, Christopher Moore,
Tom Robins, and Tom Holt. I, like many people, appreciate a real
copy in print more than it's Kindle or audiobook sister. There's
just something irreplaceable about holding a book in your hands,
smelling the glue, cracking it open for the first or the hundredth
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Red Riding Hood
Let The Right One In
Older Green Day and Weezer
Trying new things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My friends
2) The internet
5) The night sky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything. My brain and imagination lead me to some
strange places. Only people who know me really REALLY well can
deduce what I might do in any given situation, and those people are
still 50% wrong... 25% wrong given the person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home relaxing or out with my friends being awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I don't want my secrets all over the internet. If you
actually care, message me and ask me. I can be slow to trust and
warm up to people, but I have no problem making the effort.
You should message me if
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At the risk of sounding confrontational, you should message me if
you actually value romance and compatibility over cheap encounters.
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