I love to make other people laugh. One of my favorite things to do is make someone laugh when they're feeling their worst. I'll make a tasteless joke at your mother's funeral as long as it makes you smile. Most people appreciate that.
I will swear often and imaginatively unless given a reason not to. Children at a bar is not one of those reasons. Children in the grocery store IS.
"If at some point you don't ask yourself 'Am I the person I want to be, and if not how do I get there' then you have failed as a human being."--Me.