Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would much rather hear an uncomfortable truth than a comforting
lie. I love and hate with equal passion. I am completely and
unapologetically myself. I learn new things about myself every
I love to make other people laugh. One of my favorite things to do
is make someone laugh when they're feeling their worst. I'll make a
tasteless joke at your mother's funeral as long as it makes you
smile. Most people appreciate that.
I will swear often and imaginatively unless given a reason not to.
Children at a bar is not one of those reasons. Children in the
grocery store IS.
If at some point you don't ask yourself 'Am I the person I want to
be, and if not how do I get there' then you have failed as a human
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a BA in Communications, an AS in Collision Repair
Technology, and currently I am working too hard for too little.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking in ways that make people confused.
Some people say I am good at writing, but I don't actually want to
pursue a career in writing, because I enjoy it, but not enough to
do it every day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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On books: I love books. Fiction and fantasy with a serious funny
streak, in particular. I'm a big fan of Terry Pratchett,
Christopher Moore, Tom Robins, and Tom Holt. I appreciate a real
copy in print more than it's Kindle or audiobook sister. There's
just something irreplaceable about holding a book in your hands,
smelling the glue, cracking it open for the first or the hundredth
I have an eclectic taste in movies. I studied film in college so I
love many different forms of cinema. B Movies are great. These are
a couple of my favorites. This is by no means a comprehensive list
of what I enjoy or even of my favorites
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Return To OZ
V For Vendetta
What About Bob?
A short list of some favorite tv shows
Some of my favorite music. This does not mean I don't listen to the
"Hot hits" on occasion.
Older Green Day and Weezer
On Food: Mexican, but also trying new things. Think about what
deliciousness you might have missed by not wanting to try something
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My friends
6) New Experiences
This is a departure from my old list, but we must grow and change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and anything. My brain and imagination lead me to some
strange places. Only people who know me really REALLY well can
deduce what I might do in any given situation, and those people are
still 50% wrong... 25% wrong given the person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home relaxing or out with my friends being awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Except under very specific circumstances, I will not enter a home
or personal space (such as a bedroom) without being invited.
You should message me if
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I would like you to message me. I don't meet new people often and
it's interesting to talk outside of my normal comfort
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