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HPIMfan77

35 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World... (I really liked that movie)

Hello. I am an affectionate, humorous, adventurous, non conformist professional. And I am seeking a professional, classy, well dressed/kept female for deepest connections on various levels of intimacy with physical touch/affection and quality time, which are my 2 main love languages and hopefully yours too..?

Please don't be shy if you like enough about me and are caring and cuddly! I make a great friend too and don't expect romance from everyone, so feel free to get to know me if you just want to be friends too!? : ) And if you are not from Columbus that is a plus not a minus bc we will probably have a better chance of working out, since there seems to be some kind of invisible negative spell here, that keeps so many in Columbus, from being united in love and faith with me and good taste in media and other things that I love that most don't.?

Im hoping to find a woman most like Hermoine, Bella or Tauriel but thicker, who loves these films also and who is like any combination of them in various ways! But all 3 of these actresses are too skinny and I prefer a little more meat on my bones lol.. : ) These are my 3 favorite movie series' as well and I will be needing someone special to watch these with soon, now that it is the best time of year and perfect to watch them.

I love Autumn and everything that comes with it; the leaves and pumpkin everything and the chilled air that works its way to Thanksgiving and then Chanukahh/Christmas and new year's eve party. For 2013, at a new years eve party, I watched my old friend play the then brand new, GTA 5 and ate marshmellow xmas wreaths that I baked myself! lol : ) No one puts much effort into anyhing around here..? I like going shopping all year round but especially in the winter time with the Xmas spirit and romance in the air, like in Serindipity! : ) Kate Beckinsale and John Cusack are great actors too.

I am an easy going family man who hates drama and chaos, looking for a kinder and more faithful woman this time, who wont leave when times get tough. I really want a simple life but with passion and fierce intimacy while often sharing dinner and a movie, going out for tea/ coffee, staying at home too while watching a favorite movie or any of my current favorite TV shows. I really like: The Walking Dead, Revolution, Once Upon a Time, Sleepy Hollow or any of the other ones you like or that I also mention below. I also love intellectual conversations, running errands together and whatever keeps us close emotionally and physically. And Spiritually, it would be outstanding to find with a woman who loves the Hebrew Messiah and God too bc nothing lasts in life without Him being first in both of our lives. My ex wife didnt keep Him first in her life and is why she gave up and are now divorced. If you don't know the Creator like I do, that is ok. You haven't experienced what I have and if you like me in time, you will HIM even more! : ) HE is not the damning jerk tyrant that has been mostly represented in our corrupt society. I am almost as unique as HE is. lol : )

I like to run and lift weights and swim but need a pool to do so with you, hopefully.? But I also have a private lake and hot tub built into my moms deck that we can vacation to anytime too. : ) I like road trips, camping and anything romantic that promotes emotional and physical intimacy. I am down for anything even though I have a son born July 2009. I still have plenty of time to focus on one woman for tons of intimacy and quality time together too though. I am also other kid friendly too if you have one or two tops. anymore will be too much for us. I want to make another of my own with someone special, hopefully a girl this time. My son needs another kid or two and will love yours when I find someone who is meant to be with us. : )

I value trustworthy, loving, and caring people like myself, who are not shady or have ulterior motives or want to take advantage of a nice guy but who are open, loving and good communicators, even when feelings change or stress attacks you females. That is what it means to be Godly by the way. I have had woman think that me wanting a godly woman was something bad!..? I want a woman who can be content vegging and cuddling and relaxing with minimal stress but who also exercises as neccessary, in order to not let herself go physically or hygienically and who has positive stress outlets for mental peace and stability. My buddy and his girlfriend have an almost a perfect set up. They enjoy hookah, dinner, shopping and Netflix the 3 or 4 days and nights in a row they have together and then space for a few days too. I dont smoke but am jealous of their 3 nights of relaxation with the strong happiness that they have from such focused quality time together, doing what they like. And they appreciate each other well too because they manage their time well and have the space necessary to make their hearts grow fonder of each other too and not get numb and bored, which I feel is super important. It seems to usually be too much time together after a while or not enough time together, that ruins most relationships..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I hope to find a woman who is extra cool and special, like me, to share life with who is not flakey and likes enough of the same things as I do, so that we will enjoy being around each other often, who will prioritize our time and talents together, as much as I will you and yours. : )
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Affection/massage, Dancing to EBM and Industrial music, worshipping God by studying who HE is, as hidden in HIS word, to help myself and others know and trust HIM and in HIS eternal promises to have the best life possible both now but ultimately forever. I am also good at: Love making, kissing, Spirituality, Friendship, running, martial arts, archery, dressing up, being one of a kind, adventurous and finding new fun places to explore, Loyalty, Honesty, Confidence, Caring for others, to heal and love them and not judge or ruin them, being a true advocate for people when they are vulnerable, sick and hurting and helping them learn more about their own identities as well as our creator's, and help them find their purpose in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told my smile and my butt. : )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies and books and video games : Bible, Halo, GTA. And I like most board games. I love Harry Potter everything, most chick flicks like The Notebook, Titanic, Bed of Roses, True Romance, etc... The Matrix, All Ip Man films, Twilight, LOTR, Resident Evil, Hunger games, Divergent, all Super Hero movies and especially Iron Man (all), Terminator 1-3, Transformers (all), Emerald Forest, Limitless, Jesus of Nazareth, Hellraiser 1-7, Final Destination 1,2,5, Seeking a friend for the End of the World, plus so many more other various themes in either movies or books of Sci Fi, Action, Drama, Thriller, Romance and others.

Tv Shows : Walking Dead, Simpsons, Transformers, Transformers Prime, Iron Man, Once Upon a Time, Marvel agents of Shield, Jericho, The Cape, Revolution, Invader Zim, Foster's House for Imaginary Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and various others I'm sure...

As far as music: I love Electronic, EBM, Goth-Industrial, Rock, New age and Score music mostly. My favorite bands are mostly from Germany, Norway Canada or England like : In Strict Confidence, SITD, Suicide Comando(Belgium), The Birthday Massacre, Rotersand, Neuroticfish, Icon of Coil, Spektralized, Royksopp, Massive Attack, Assemblage 23, Imperative Reaction to name a few of my favorites. I also love the Score soundtracks to Harry Potter, Twilight, Resident Evil, Ip Man 1 and 2 and others I have not picked up yet. Plus I love New Age music, to sleep or meditate to or make delicately focused and passionate love to, which has been wayyy too long without. Enigma, Enya, Patrick O Hearn, Darshan Ambient, 2002, Diane Arkenstone and other bands are excellent in New Age genre..

Some favorite foods are :Chinese Food, Pizza, Subway, Mac and Cheese with Garlic, and Gyros with Meat, Feta and Garlic Oregano creamy sauce only found at The Acropolis on high st. and mesquite grilled chicken and garlic mashed potatoes grilled at home! : ) I also love UDF milkshakes and all Ice Cream and couldn't live without dairy! Mmm.. I would also like to enjoy someone's home cooking and baked goods too for these perfect Fall and winter seasons we are in!. : (
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God/Bible/Messianic-Judaisim/original Buddhism
2. Family and Friends
3. Love/Sex/Affection
4. Media(Movies/books/Music)
5. A dependable vehicle and job/source of income
6. You? : )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-If there are there any available, Godly and loving affectionate female Taurus', Cancers, Capricorns, Aquarius', Scorpios, Saggitarius' or Leo's left, who are super compatible with me and my personality and passions of interest who also need physical affection as much as I do from eachother..? I'm of course, still open to exploring other signs as well but I am just more curious about the ones listed and observed remarkable truth in their compatibilities. I have never been with a Gemini, Cancer or Leo, Libra, Scorpio or Capricorn beyond aquaintences and would love to try dating one of these for a deeper connection too.? : )

-That I feel like I am an old soul born in the wrong time period. But I would miss too many things too much such as the food, clothing and music, Video games and movies, TV shows and maybe more things..? But the character and kindness and hospitality and loyalty of our predecesors in previous generations which were more godly and loving and less selfish and arrogant were inspiring and makes this modern time period a lonely waste of time to exist in. What happened to the people from the 50's like in Pleasantville where everything was swell!? : )
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Currently at work but looking to free this night up asap so I can finally attend synagogue somewhere to learn Hebrew language and culure better and begin to have Shabbat dinners and TGIF again with someone great, to share a pizza and a movie and relax. : )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My son is named from a video game and his middle name is Severus, as in Snape! lol : )
You should message me if
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-You are not going to waste my time.Everyone has online!?? WTH? Why are you all on here if you don't want to meet and be together physically..? You should be ready to meet for coffee or food after just few emails.? It is no different than if you met someone in passing out in public and went to get stuff together.? You are perfectly safe with me and I am a kind caring gentleman who looks out for the well being of the poor, the widows and orphans, so you are in good hands. So please lighten up and live a little! If not, than please for the love of God, just cancel your profiles, if you are not going to meet up and not be nice, friendly and take risks at meeting the rare few wonderful guys out there left, like myself, who are a once in a lifetime catch for either a great and loyal friendship or maybe true romance.? And I mean Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette were amazing in a movie titled that too! C'mon!? But I actually hope to find more of a Twilight romance with etiquette and character and respect and intense connection and chivalry and loyalty. Where are you Bella?..

-If you love Garlic too an think kissing is better with it on our breath.

-If you are not obese and your stomach does not get bigger while your hair gets shorter!? That is the ugliest trend I have ever seen come up out of the pit of hell!? No bull dykes!... And please don't be frumpy, dumpy or weathered from aging and smoking and alcohol with a raspy voice, or led completely by unhealthy emotions bc they are not trustworthy and will eventually turn your speech and actions to become a bitter, negative controling and hateful unlady like woman. All of these traits listed, all hinder intimacy and are legitimate standards to hold to for me to acheive high quality intimacy and are not unreasonable.

-If you are not victims of many problems and only if once in a while and not often, nor are a crazy and mean spirited bitch. I don't want anyone who can't make enough time for me for whatever reason nor who might be like Jezebel anymore and you better not pick up her spirit over time and becoome violent and verbally abusive and argumentative. You will be gone if that happens, darling! You must protect your soul and body from whatever is unhealthy and therefore ruins intimacy, be relaxed most of the time and have an effective coping outlet for your stress in life. I need someone who won't stop having sex and showing and wanting affection bc of stress or being used to us but who will need it more from me over time as well as when in difficult times. Touch always makes me feel so much better, regardless of any problem I feel or am dealing with and you should be the same way too! neither of us won't be able to always give soothing words of affirmation or gifts /riches, but quality time and affection, we can and should! Not many women seem to need this as much anymore tas your predecesors did and as do I!??

-If you would like to sew up my pants with holes in the knees instead of a hired asian lady and maybe a few buttons or other tears in my favorite clothes, that all need help.? : )

-I need a youthful looking, loving and compassionate mature woman, not a little girl, who can be a devil slut in the bedroom but a godly, gentle angel every where else.

-And if you will go out on dates 2 or more nights per week, to ensure and maintain our dating happiness. If you have kids, thats fine of course but I just ask that you don't let our romantic time get short changed and that you have sitters for them often too. I always make time for both my lover and friends, as well as my son too. I have shared parenting and still have plently of alone time for just the two of us and so should you. : )