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HPLoveCrash

30 Edmonton, Alberta, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I?
Let's put it this way: who has the best tunes?

I laugh at both danger and jokes. I laugh often and loudly. I have smile-wrinkles from the laughing.

I love a good argument; interruptions, raised glasses, raised voices, raised stakes, raised fists, all of it.

I like making out in alleyways and long walks off of short piers.

I like honesty and humor, and I'm a sucker for anyone with a great, genuine smile. And I like to dance!

In summary: High flying adventure, non-Euclidean geometry, and an NC-17 rating. together at last.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
These days, I work as a freelance air pirate. I waylay unsuspecting passers by, take them very high into the air, and then part them from their valuables in exchange for safe return to the ground and fantastic photos of the ordeal. Best just go along. The Dread Pirate Ragé leaves no survivors.

This winter, in absence of clear skies, I've taken to training as an inverse ninja, including high speed car chases, wasteland survival, and spiffy black uniforms.

(Ultra specific, I know. I take this internet stuff pretty serious)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Enjoying Freddie Mercury through the earbuds while falling like a meteor. Threatening critical on 13-20, but only under a full moon, eclipse, or streetlight. MarioKart. Talking, writing, listening, and reading at almost an eighth grade level. Eating off of your plate (but I'll share too). Being a partner in crime/snacks/movies. Knowing what words mean. Learning rules in order to better break rules.

Doing that one thing you like that you've never told anyone about (You know the thing I'm talking about -- it's a nonsexual thing, so I'm not being weird)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my "other" profile gets so much more attention

Crushes, economics, cuddling, polyamory, keyboard cat, why people run around art museums snapping photos of artwork. Bioluminescent fish, hoverboards, my to-read list that grows faster than I can hope to contain, delicious food, Batman, lucid dreaming, dinosaurs, smart girls, Deloreans, comics, dancing, dirty dancing, apparent stream-of-consciousness writing, amoral robots, hyperbolic maths, streetlights glinting off metal, how memories of certain perfumes make you smirk, close your eyes and sigh... metacognition (apparently)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stalking the rooftops in a high-stakes hunt for a pseudonatural entity as mysterious and agile as it is deadly. Rounding off corners, 'cause we're on like Tindalos.

Ask me about my Tuesday nights, though. They're wild.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thing for Gingers, it's bad.
Somewhat related, I've been a part of a more than my share of entirely non-famous films of the best kind, obscure TV spots, and stage shows, some of which feature exploding heads and bisexual vampires.

I 87% regret this whole profile already, don't up that percentage yo!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're still waiting to be inducted into the Bayesian Conspiracy, you write well, know yourself, have your shit together, but occasionally feel like you have no idea what you're doing. (It's cool, me too.)

Further, you're not a lady of troubles and you like books and good eats and high-times and high-jinx and painting the town a million colors.