Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I?
Let's put it this way: who has the best tunes?
I laugh at both danger and jokes. I laugh often and loudly. I have
smile-wrinkles from the laughing.
I love a good argument; interruptions, raised glasses, raised
voices, raised stakes, raised fists, all of it.
I like making out in alleyways and long walks off of short
I like honesty and humor, and I'm a sucker for anyone with a great,
genuine smile. And I like to dance!
In summary: High flying adventure, non-Euclidean geometry, and an
NC-17 rating. together at last.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
These days, I work as a freelance air pirate. I waylay unsuspecting
passers by, take them very high into the air, and then part them
from their valuables in exchange for safe return to the ground and
fantastic photos of the ordeal. Best just go along. The Dread
Pirate Ragé leaves no survivors.
This winter, in absence of clear skies, I've taken to training as
an inverse ninja, including high speed car chases, wasteland
survival, and spiffy black uniforms.
(Ultra specific, I know. I take this internet stuff pretty serious)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Enjoying Freddie Mercury through the earbuds while falling like a
meteor. Threatening critical on 13-20, but only under a full moon,
eclipse, or streetlight. MarioKart. Talking, writing, listening,
and reading at almost an eighth grade level. Eating off of your
plate (but I'll share too). Being a partner in crime/snacks/movies.
Knowing what words mean. Learning rules in order to better break
Doing that one thing you like that you've never told anyone about
(You know the thing I'm talking about -- it's a nonsexual thing, so
I'm not being weird)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my "other" profile gets so much more attention
Crushes, economics, cuddling, polyamory, keyboard cat, why people
run around art museums snapping photos of artwork. Bioluminescent
fish, hoverboards, my to-read list that grows faster than I can
hope to contain, delicious food, Batman, lucid dreaming, dinosaurs,
smart girls, Deloreans, comics, dancing, dirty dancing, apparent
stream-of-consciousness writing, amoral robots, hyperbolic maths,
streetlights glinting off metal, how memories of certain perfumes
make you smirk, close your eyes and sigh... metacognition
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stalking the rooftops in a high-stakes hunt for a pseudonatural
entity as mysterious and agile as it is deadly. Rounding off
corners, 'cause we're on like Tindalos.
Ask me about my Tuesday nights, though. They're wild.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thing for Gingers, it's bad.
Somewhat related, I've been a part of a more than my share of
entirely non-famous films of the best kind, obscure TV spots, and
stage shows, some of which feature exploding heads and bisexual
I 87% regret this whole profile already, don't up that percentage
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're still waiting to be inducted into the Bayesian Conspiracy,
you write well, know yourself, have your shit together, but
occasionally feel like you have no idea what you're doing. (It's
cool, me too.)
Further, you're not a lady of troubles and you like books and good
eats and high-times and high-jinx and painting the town a million
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