"Being drunk all the time isn't easy; if it were easy, everyone would be doing it."
As Abraham Lincoln once said, "You can tell a lot about a person from their Chrome homepage. Now pass me that fatty." My most visited sites are:
• Bleacher Report
• Penny Arcade
How I filled out my profile
A typical date with me
Programmer, nerd, cat enthusiast, part-time Michael Fassbender body double, and all-around lazy person.
"Guys, online dating is a perfectly acceptable way for those whom society has shunned to get together and, ideally, colonize another planet."
"I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar."