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HULKSMASHTHINGS

111 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Jacked
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Michael Palin encased in a Fedor Emelianenko frame.

Note: there are at least 5 falsehoods on this profile (including this statement)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Current status: visiting friends in Berlin

More specifically: riding the worst bicycle in Berlin against oncoming traffic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out this page.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Russians (Gogol, Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, etc), the French
(Flaubert, Zola, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Celine, etc), and the
Americans (Salinger, Miller, MacCarthy, Faulkner, Hawthorne,
etc)...

Films: everything between Satantango and Groundhog Day...

Music: everything between Dizzy Gillespie and Napalm Death...

Food: whatever I won't choke on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
travel, friends, interesting ideas, health, laughing myself into belly-aches, high quality water...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
. near-future travel destinations
. whether people actually want to connect or merely encounter flattering mirrors
. how meaning doesn't exist and yet is inevitable
. if/when entropy becomes evolution (and/or vice versa)
. how to make those close to me happy
. noble sacrifice
. that most mystery is merely ignorance, but that mystery still exists
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the movies...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
. you are a genuinely good person and aren't crazy. please don't be crazy.

. you want to have interesting conversations about art, culture, history, languages, and music, or start an argument.

. you loathe stupidity but enjoy stupid jokes.

. you love words and word origins.

. you'd like to trade travel info about your city, state or country for info about NYC and Paris.

. Extra: you get these---

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