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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:59pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Michael Palin encased in a Fedor Emelianenko frame.

Note: there are at least 5 falsehoods on this profile (including this statement)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Current status: visiting friends in Berlin

More specifically: riding the worst bicycle in Berlin against oncoming traffic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out this page.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Russians (Gogol, Tolstoy, Doestoyevski, etc), the French
(Flaubert, Zola, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Celine, etc), and the
Americans (Salinger, Miller, MacCarthy, Faulkner, Hawthorne,

Films: everything between Satantango and Groundhog Day...

Music: everything between Dizzy Gillespie and Napalm Death...

Food: whatever I won't choke on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
travel, friends, interesting ideas, health, laughing myself into belly-aches, high quality water...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
. near-future travel destinations
. whether people actually want to connect or merely encounter flattering mirrors
. how meaning doesn't exist and yet is inevitable
. if/when entropy becomes evolution (and/or vice versa)
. how to make those close to me happy
. noble sacrifice
. that most mystery is merely ignorance, but that mystery still exists
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the movies...
You should message me if
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. you are a genuinely good person and aren't crazy. please don't be crazy.

. you want to have interesting conversations about art, culture, history, languages, and music, or start an argument.

. you loathe stupidity but enjoy stupid jokes.

. you love words and word origins.

. you'd like to trade travel info about your city, state or country for info about NYC and Paris.

. Extra: you get these---