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Hagegnomen

28 M Hårstad, Norway

My Details

Last Online
Jun 19, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently), German (Okay), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Evil. It's good to be Evil. My interests include Evil, Malevolence, Cruelty and Insanity. I dislike Religion because it always preaches the victory of good over Evil. I dislike modern fiction because it states that there is no such thing as true Evil. (Which is just stupid. There is. Just ask me!) I like Bush. He's just God damn Evil. As are conservatives in general.

I am evil, insane, and inhumane
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just now trying to spread more Evil around. Evil to the people!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing Evil stuff. Pretending to be sane.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My niceness, compassion and general goodness. Rule no. 1 for Evil blokes: Always have a good facade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Evil Overlord's Handbook (B) That's a secret (Oh, alright, it's sci-fi) (C) Metal! Goth! Evil-sounding stuff! Get the picture? (D) Anything unhealthy enough
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Evil. Insanity. Plots for world domination. Hidden lair. Henchmen. Pop music. (Now, that's just Evil!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evil and madness. Oh, and existence. And world domination, too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Evil! Evil and insane! Evil, insane and plotting world domination! Evil, insane and plotting world domination in front of the TV with a big, nice mug of chocolate milk!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not all that Evil, really. It's a tough line of work, y'know, and I'm a bit softer than the optimal guy should be.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Evil or insane. Or want to flame somebody that is. Or happen to share my interests. Or want to comment upon my polls. Or is just a plain nice person.

Or if you're smart and like SF.