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HahaHoosier

25 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a genius. Just ask me about politics, I KNOW THEM ALL. My dad shot an elk and rides a motorcycle, my mom won't let me be as cool as him until I'm financially stable.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm hooked on phonics, but i'm a bit of a badass - I used to get detentions in high school, smoked cigarettes, and would make out with cheerleaders under the bleachers.
I’m really good at
telling fortunes and will explain the sexual history of your hand.
The first things people usually notice about me
People notice my butt. Just be honest and bring it up like an adult, I see you staring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Between them all, I would have to go books... for entertainment. I guess food is pretty important too. If I didn't die without food, I might choose books. Wow, hard question tho!
The six things I could never do without
My manliness (I use it to drink beer, drive fast, and fix broken things - HOPEFULLY not in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Leaving my dignity behind. I forget it all the time, it's hard to keep track of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at the bars with smoking' hot babes
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Don't look like a crack addict. Can't have a penis or a pannus. Sounds mean when I write it, but there are some serious gobble-di-gooks out there