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29 M Rochdale, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Full disclosure, I'm not looking for anything right now. Happily partnered, we've been known to swing on occasion. Frankly I'm just a nosy bugger, poking around and scrutinizing the duckface population. Ta!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chasing little green ghouls.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I bake a damn fine nut-free carrot cake.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shifty eyes and a Devil-may-care attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neuromancer, The Life of Pi, 1984, The Dice Man

Shawshank Redemption, Harvey, Airplane

Brass Eye, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Big Train, Jam, Green Wing, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Punk rock, psychobilly, blues, jazz, Tom motherfucking Waits.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfy pair of shoes. Rock and/or roll. A nice cup of coffee. Curiosity. Raindrops on roses. And crack. Lots and lots of crack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The complexities of the universe, and why my towels always leave fluff on everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mucking about with a screwdriver and multimeter, soldering while drunk, drinking while drunk, trying to get my toaster to interface with Twitter, studying for leisure, looking for a gig to crash, or feeding snakes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I occasionally like to sit around the house dressed as Batman.

Also, I haven't a fucking clue what this "dubstep" bollocks is. Someone tried to play me some once, I immediately punched them in the tits and had a seizure.
You should message me if
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You're not an idiot.
Or if you enjoy a certain alternative lifestyle that involves sexy-parties (sea captains hat optional).