Bit of a change-up. Currently looking for attractive bisexual (or curious) girls to join my girlfriend and I.

We're smart, hilarious, totally genuine, ridiculously easy-going, and generally awesome in all respects.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Navigating the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGER ZONE.

I'm also a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Blue hair and a "Devil may care" attitude.

Neuromancer, The Life of Pi, 1984, The Dice Man

Shawshank Redemption, Harvey, Airplane

Brass Eye, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Big Train, Jam, Green Wing, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Punk rock, psychobilly, blues, jazz, Tom motherfucking Waits.

Kitten mittens.

The complexities of the universe, and why my towels always leave fluff on everything.

Mucking about with a screwdriver and multimeter, soldering while drunk, drinking while drunk, trying to get my toaster to interface with Twitter, studying for leisure, looking for a gig to crash, or feeding snakes.

I occasionally like to sit around the house dressed as Batman.

I may have, at some point in my life, installed SecondLife. For the lulz.

Also, I haven't a fucking clue what this "dubstep" bollocks is. Someone tried to play me some once, I immediately punched them in the tits and had a seizure.

1) You're not just a psychological manifestation of my subconscious need for company. Hate when that happens.

2) If you'd like to have an intellectually stimulating conversation regarding the geo-political impact of croutons (both on salad AND soup - a controversial mix of disciplines)

Or (my personal favourite) 3) you're a freak, geek, gamer, neon-haired burlesque dancer, psychobilly hellcat, or you'd like to sit out with a beer and just shoot the shit for a while.