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HailEris1

28 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Stunning"

"A masterpiece"

"An Aragorn for our Fourth Age sensibilities"

"You know Prince? Well, he's like that, but sexier and more talented. About the same amount of blouses."

"He is the hero Gotham deserves, and the one it needs."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well my cat is now over eighteen, so I have this plan where I am going to put a monocle and a top hat on her and take her to buy her own cigarettes. The classy kind, you know Dunhills or whathaveyou. Cat monocle worthy. Cause she's eighteen. And classy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making reddit choose pictures of me eating kale over pandas hugging kittens.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
James Franco is jealous of my fecundity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows:The Nanny, Books: 100 Years of The Nanny, Movies:The Bicycle Nanny, Music: Sly and the Family Nanny, Food: Ahi Tuna
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay
And i love you too
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I managed to never get the backstory of why Carmen Sandiego is hiding. And how insane this backstory must be for it to necessitate her frequenting the capitals and national monuments of every country she visits. Whichever gumshoe figures that out deserves a fucking Peabody.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a delight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a virgin but yet have managed to contract several heretofore unnamed venereal diseases.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a fan of The Nanny and unknown Venereal Disease.