Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I dig things.
All of them. Or at least, most of them. They are cool. I like
I like bread
. A lot.
being just about manna from fucking above.
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. Todas. O a lo menos, la mayor de todas. Son cheveres. Me
Me gusta pan
. Mucho. Y
Pan de papa
casí maná llovido del puto cielo.
I am seeking, sasquatch, and nessie
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got me a fancy B.F.A. in Film from the Rochester Institute of
Technology. I minored in Spanish. I'm teaching myself guitar and
trying to pave a road of art for my future. Maybe I'll write
I'm now a producer at WCSH 6. I produce the 6 & 11 PM
broadcasts on weekends and do web work - or fill in producing -
Monday through Wednesday.
My dog is pretty awesome. I like spending time with him.
I've been working on stand-up comedy. It's harder than I
anticipated. Here is a dick joke: My dick is so big it has tectonic
plates, a layer of flowing magma and an iron core. This means it
also has a magnetic field.
I am trying my hand at poetry as well. I enjoy writing and thinking
and trying to make Meaningful Thoughts, you know? Here is a
Lies collecting snow
Iron rusted years ago
And... uh... bars?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I'm pretty good at writing. I'm good at listening to music.
And watching movies. And skiing, I'm pretty good at skiing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall. Blue eyes. I'm funny. Ever changing facial hair.
You might notice that I'm "less mathematical" than most of these
fine chaps ------------->
I won't argue. Math bugs me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. Slaughterhouse Five
Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
. SH-5 could be my
bible. Where the Wild Things
. Elmore Leonard. Snow Crash. Sin City
. Heinlein. Hunter S. Thompson
Stephen King. William Burroughs. Lynd Ward. Tolkein. Samurai Cat.
I recognize that Charles Bukowski had Things To Say that he
effected with some muscular chops but I have a Serious Problem with
the worship of him. And Brett Easton Ellis.
B. The Coen
. Terry Gilliam
. Spike Jonze
. Peter Jackson
. Sam Raimi
. Jim Jarmusch
. Michel Gondry. Quentin Tarantino
. Luc Besson.
et Caro. The
Alien Movies. Stanley Kubrik
. Mean Girls.
Pixar. Robert Rodriguez. Shaun of the Dead. Joss Whedon
. Guillermo del
C. The Black
. The Beatles. Mike Patton
. Nick Cave
and the Bad Seeds. Queens of the
. Bob Dylan. Beck
. The White Stripes. The
Underacheivers. Gorillaz. Killer Mike. Kanye West. Junior Kimbrough
. Sufjan Stevens
. Wye Oak. Sharon Van Etten.
Lady Lamb the Beekeeper. Dana Gross. Samuel James. Wesley Hartley.
John Prine. Townes Van Zant
D. Just give me the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People. Music. Books. Brains. Dogs. Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and love and all that bullshit. It is, but I think about it
But perhaps more importantly, will I survive the impending zombie
apocalypse? Anyone else have fantasy situations worked out for
this? Mine involves me, a motorcycle, my guitar and the
Also, why do I like bread so much?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pining, positively pining, for Wegmans. But going to bars, hosting
parties (Beach Themed, Big Lebowski Themed), learning to cook and
going to see live music have served pretty well in taking my mind
off the best grocery store in the univizzle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think my dog has life more figured out than I do.
And sometimes I worry that my atoms are going to shake right
through the bed and I'll be left with no body and no means of
telling anyone about the crazy thing that just happened to me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You rock the socks like it's nobody's business. I'm talking serious
You dig it the most, baby.
And/or you can teach me some sweet banjo techniques.
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