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Hakuna_matata

31 F Montebello, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 24
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So as usual, my life changes on a very regular basis. I'm starting a new chapter in my life, and am very anxious to see where it leads me. Life should never be anything less than an adventure. So many new things to explore and discover. So many lessons to be learned.

I don't understand those that travel through life as if it's a chore. Just think of all the new things that are encountered everyday. Think of the lessons you help others to learn. Just remember all those moments that have made you into the person you are today.

I'm all for taking advantage of all the new opportunities that present themselves, even if they're not usually seen by the naked eye.

I am a Pagan and quite proud of it. I follow the Celtic goddess The Morrighan, goddess of war, sexual gratification, death, and sorcery. I also seem to follow the Irish death and fertility god Cromm Cruach. Sex and death, what a combination!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a pet house cat. It's a difficult job, but someone has to do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rumor is that I'm a great cook, but I swear all of the critics are biased. Generally I'm a strong supporter of healthy meals, but I think we all have our moments where we crave junk food. I'm good at suffering from "foot in mouth" syndrome, particularly as of late I've developed that talent even more so. I've been told I'm a good person, but I find that to be up for debate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, and that I refuse to hunch over like some chimp that isn't past the phase in evolution where they can manage to make fire. And maybe my eyes, they really stand out when I wear purple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite movie has remained Avalon. Absolutely love that movie. My favorite books do vary, I love fantasy primarily. Kim Harrison, Bentely Little (horror novels), also a new book I highly recommend called Ending and Ending by Danny Birt. Music... Razed in Black, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, The Cruxshadows, Ministry, Prodigy, Bella Morte, Voltaire, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, and a few mainstream bands. I recently came to realize that I really am out of loop on mainstream music. If it was popular in the last decade chances are I have no clue who it is. Food, I primarily cook New Mexican myself. None the less, I also cook and enjoy eating many others. I love Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, and many others. I think these days my favorite food is becoming a toss up between New Mexican and Thai. I feel like I'm turning my back on my roots.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My four legged, furry, feline shaped children
Cigarettes
Cell Phone
Friends to text on my cell phone
My check card
Got to go with the flow for the last one and say sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What new experiences I have in my future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Internet... Books... Maybe a cat or two in my lap... I'll always enjoy a good slasher flick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I realized after sending a message to someone that I should update this.

I have an obsession with squirrels. I blame my old high school and the military for this. Every time I see a squirrel I have to point it out to anybody that I'm with. Obviously, I point out a lot of squirrels. It's actually always the same squirrel, because there is only one squirrel, he just so happens to like to paint pictures of himself.

Also... Who did what to the flying squirrel and for how many cookies?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're always ready to explore and see what new opportunities await you right over that horizon.

Reason not to contact me, if you enjoy watching The Darwin Awards live and in your living room (AKA Jackass). We will not be compatible.