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Halapagus

27 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Furious. A comedian perhaps? Or maybe just plain ol' awesome. You will laugh, perhaps awkwardly.

I write a blog. I won't advertise it here. It's... interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wow, this section was so out of date that I'm surprised I didn't update it months ago! I just got a new job at a great education tech company in Chelsea. Helping to bring functional online education to the best graduate programs in the world! I'm having a blast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Having a blast. Wasting time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bushy eyebrows? My curly hair? Blue eyes? Or is this supposed to be about my personality...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Spaceballs
Dracula
Contact
The oldies and the new joints
I love meatballs and banana bread. It's a meal. I'll make it for you sometime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, beer, seltzer water, white shirts, a guitar, TV perhaps?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am going to do in the future. There are many possibilities. Rock star? Comedian? Why do we have to choose!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping to be out and happy when I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Just read my blog, I've admitted to quite a lot. How about I joined a cult so I could hook up with a girl. It didn't work out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an awesome person who wants to laugh, but won't get to offended if you're the butt of the joke sometimes.