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Halbaradass

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Brooklynite check-list:

1. Bachelor's degree from respected Liberal Arts College in a subject applicable or relevant only if individuals are being chosen to be passengers aboard the last life boat fleeing a shattered Earth. Check (although admittedly they'd probably choose Salman Rushdie or Michael Chabon first...totally understandable)

2. Play in a good band that nobody knows about. Check.

3. Make art projects in the ordered chaos of my tiny room in a railroad apartment. Check.

4. Work a wholly strange job which I fell into via a series of chance encounters and drunken conversations beginning with, "Dude! You know what I really wanna do? Groom kittens..." Check.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I make food for homeless people (seriously), but I will soon be returning to school to pursue a Master's in Education. Meaning in a few short years I will be responsible for shaping the next generation of navel-gazing introspectives that decide to move to Brooklyn. Although by then the cool neighborhood will probably Far Rockaway.
I’m really good at
Being sorta snarky. I'm a sweetheart, though, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I always sit down facing the exit. Never know when the zombie apocalypse will begin, so one must always be prepared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Cloud Atlas, Super Sad True Love Story, LOTR, The Wheel of Time, most anything by Denis Jonson or Bukowski.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maintaining the fragile alcohol to Thai food ratio I've developed in my belly, and more than likely singing karaoke @ a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I frequently wake up w/ Katy Perry / Kelly Clarkson / Rihanna / Taylor Swift songs stuck in my head. I'm beginning to believe they're all involved in some kind of nefarious, overarching conspiracy to forge a wide awake, bright like a diamond, trouble when you walked in master race. Oh, Christ! It's already happening!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating