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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:17am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brooklynite check-list:

1. Bachelor's degree from respected Liberal Arts College in a subject applicable or relevant only if individuals are being chosen to be passengers aboard the last life boat fleeing a shattered Earth. Check (although admittedly they'd probably choose Salman Rushdie or Michael Chabon first...totally understandable)

2. Play in a good band that nobody knows about. Check.

3. Make art projects in the ordered chaos of my tiny room in a railroad apartment. Check.

4. Work a wholly strange job which I fell into via a series of chance encounters and drunken conversations beginning with, "Dude! You know what I really wanna do? Groom kittens..." Check.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I make food for homeless people (seriously), but I will soon be returning to school to pursue a Master's in Education. Meaning in a few short years I will be responsible for shaping the next generation of navel-gazing introspectives that decide to move to Brooklyn. Although by then the cool neighborhood will probably Far Rockaway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sorta snarky. I'm a sweetheart, though, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I always sit down facing the exit. Never know when the zombie apocalypse will begin, so one must always be prepared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Cloud Atlas, Super Sad True Love Story, LOTR, The Wheel of Time, most anything by Denis Jonson or Bukowski.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maintaining the fragile alcohol to Thai food ratio I've developed in my belly, and more than likely singing karaoke @ a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I frequently wake up w/ Katy Perry / Kelly Clarkson / Rihanna / Taylor Swift songs stuck in my head. I'm beginning to believe they're all involved in some kind of nefarious, overarching conspiracy to forge a wide awake, bright like a diamond, trouble when you walked in master race. Oh, Christ! It's already happening!