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24 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
If you were at a party, you might not notice me. I don't tend to draw attention to myself. If you did notice me though, we might have an interesting conversation. We might talk about books, or politics. Maybe you have a TV show that you like, and I caught the reference to it your dropped. Maybe you love hiking and want to gossip about how beautiful Mt. Defiance is at this time of year.

You might get a story about my time in Italy, living in a little room overlooking the green pastures of Bergamo, waking to the beautiful campanilismo of all the bells in Cita Alta ringing at once. I might tell you about my love of cooking, and we could compare notes on a good red sauce for hot summer days. I might tell you that I tend to favor an olive oil based cherry tomato sauce with a little lemon zest.

You might hear a story about my work at the wildlife shelter, wrangling ducks and feeding squirrels, or trying to avoid eye contact with hawks and seals. Or maybe you're a gamer and want to talk about the newest pokemon.

Of course, you'd have to talk to me. Because at a glance, with nothing but a summary, you really can't hope to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing, cooking, climbing, gaming, hiking, adventuring, exchanging witty banter, saving small animals, playing music, dreaming of traveling, and generally trying to make people laugh.
I’m really good at
I do it all. With style.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. I get more comments on my eyes than anything else, upon first meeting people. Which is a shame, because I have a dazzling personality. Dazzling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, the Kingkiller Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Greek epics, books on animal behavior and cell biology...

Movies: The Illusionist, Inception, the Emperor's New Groove, Tangled, Love Actually, Die Hard (really any of them), Monty Python, James Bond (-almost- any of them), Mystery Men, Finding Nemo.

Shows: Adventure Time, Archer, Gravity Falls, Dr. Who, Leverage, Sherlock, Star Trek TNG, and anything and everything that happens to be on.

Games*: Fallout, FTL, Ikaruga, Journey, Pokemon, Phoenix Wright, Smash Bros, Tales of Xillia, The Last of Us, Zone of the Enders: Fist of Mars

Music: Anything that has a melody, but I favor electronic and classical.

Food: Pasta of all types. I'm particularly fond of Italian food, but I'm also fond of chinese, sushi, thai, you name it. The only thing I'm not big on is Indian, but I'll eat it happily enough.

*Because having to dumpster-dive someone's questions to figure out if they play video games is stupid. I play 'em, and I'm not going to make you run around to figure that out.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1. Friends
2. Family
3. The ability to help others
4. The ability to travel
5. Pasta
6. A good narrative
7. Seeing if OKC's parsing algorithm on the six things I could never do without field can handle a seventh item, and how it matches me up if it can. (I can confidently say at this point that it doesn't even HAVE a parsing algorithm. Tch, lazy...)
8. Being a goddamn rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve myself and the world I live in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rock climbing with my bestie. This tends to eventually lead to us drinking together and watching bad TV, but really it can go in just about any direction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It is really starting to weird me out how many people on this site think that a kilometer is longer than a mile. It weirds me out even more how many of them have listed the correct answer as unacceptable.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if

OR if you just want to debate which boxed macaroni and cheese is the best one. I can cook a white truffle cream sauce in my sleep, but let's face it, I love crappy food.