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24 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:27am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two of these are true, one isn't. Take a guess as to which is which! Games are more fun that profiles, right?

1. I have lived in a foreign country.
2. I have an extremely heightened sense of taste.
3. I am a season ticket holder for the Seattle Symphony.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, cooking, climbing, gaming, hiking, adventuring, exchanging witty banter, saving small animals, playing music, dreaming of traveling, and generally trying to make people laugh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I try to pick up skills wherever I can! People tend to say that what is most surprising about me is that I'm eternally surprising in what I can do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. I get more comments on my eyes than anything else, upon first meeting people. Which is a shame, because I have a dazzling personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, the Kingkiller Chronicles, A Song of Ice and Fire, the Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Greek epics, books on animal behavior and cell biology...

Movies: The Illusionist, Inception, the Emperor's New Groove, Tangled, Love Actually, Die Hard (really any of them), Monty Python, James Bond (-almost- any of them), Mystery Men, Finding Nemo.

Shows: Adventure Time, Archer, Gravity Falls, Dr. Who, Leverage, Sherlock, Star Trek TNG, and anything and everything that happens to be on.

Games*: Fallout, FTL, Ikaruga, Journey, Pokemon, Phoenix Wright, Smash Bros, Tales of Xillia, The Last of Us, Zone of the Enders: Fist of Mars

Music: Anything that has a melody, but I favor electronic and classical.

Food: Pasta of all types. I'm particularly fond of Italian food, but I'm also fond of chinese, sushi, thai, you name it. The only thing I'm not big on is Indian, but I'll eat it happily enough.

*Because having to dumpster-dive someone's questions to figure out if they play video games is stupid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. Friends
2. Family
3. The ability to help others
4. The ability to travel
5. Pasta
6. A good narrative
7. Seeing if OKC's parsing algorithm on the six things I could never do without field can handle a seventh item, and how it matches me up if it can. (I can confidently say at this point that it doesn't even HAVE a parsing algorithm. Tch, lazy...)
8. Being a goddamn rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve myself and the world I live in. If you are politically motivated and know a good way, please let me know. Seriously, I want to help make this world a better place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rock climbing with my bestie. This tends to eventually lead to us drinking together and watching bad TV, but really it can go in just about any direction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It is really starting to weird me out how many people on this site think that a kilometer is longer than a mile. It weirds me out even more how many of them have listed the correct answer as unacceptable.
You should message me if
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Or just want to talk. Really, either one works for me.