Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a very intelligent romantic with practical streaks and a
friendly attitude that can make you smile no matter what. Witty
banter, cold beers, games, competition, and human compassion are
some of my favorite things.
I'm absolutely creative and I've crammed more projects than I can
finish into my limited spare time. I enjoy quiet evenings devoted
to MANIFESTING MY WILL ON THIS TAPESTRY OF REALITY.
I am also very sympathetic and kind. I'm a problem solver and I use
that to help people even if it means going out of my way quite a
bit. I firmly believe that cooperation is the one virtue that will
I am compassionate, eccentric, and positive.
On the Myer-Briggs Personality Test I'm an INFJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
** Lately: I was on TV! A documentary filmed me fighting in
my sport! Beyond excited!**
Being a geek and loving every moment.
Well into a very established phase of my life. Looking for someone
who can appreciate someone that is rooted and mastering a larger
world. I don't live hand to mouth. I have plans and a good life and
I'm not afraid to share it.
Thinking whenever I have a spare moment.
Improving myself in small ways.
Making quite a bit of money out of a career I effectively am making
up as I go along.
Projects everywhere! Leather, wood and plastic!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surprising you with romantics.
Earning everyone's respect
Leading by example.
Singing off key.
Rapidly pressing the A button
Experimenting with cooking. I'm a food-scientist!
Infecting you with my excitement
Throwing stuff at other stuff.
Compassion while still being a manly mother fucker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fighting another person with a sword.
I also have a charming smile.
Later on they learn that I'm hilarious and I have excellent comedic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Science Fiction
Books: Science Fiction
Shows: Science Fiction
Music: Metal, Jazz, Jonathan Coulton and Science Fiction
Food: Complex organic molecules.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Saying absolutely ridiculous things with a completely straight
face and the blank stares that follow.
2. Hilariously bad movies
3. My adamantium skeleton and accelerated healing factor
4. Human contact in the form of rivalry.
5. My imagination
6. Grit. I'm accomplished. Very accomplished. I did it with hard
work and discipline, too. Nothing was handed to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the OKcupid app is promoting stalker behavior...
Whether or not my home is defensible from a velociraptor
How to balance ambition and slacking off.
How there are so many creepy guys on here that there's no way I
could ever possibly be heard as a sincere gentleman amidst the
throngs of horny man-children.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Barbecuing with friends, working on small projects in leather, wood
But I'm down for just a platonic good time. No joke. I'll even buy
the beer if all you want is to bring some pleasant company. I know
a few good bars and restaurants around here. If you are one of
those people who finds themselves alone on a friday night, take a
chance and message me. I promise it'll be at least interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know classified kung fu....
I bet I can tell more crass jokes than you.
I will also whore myself out for access to power tools and a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're geeky, but sociable. Alternatively, you are geek curious and
want to see something funny and weird.
If you are strong within and without.
If you appreciate someone who can keep up with you mentally in most
any conversation and has meaningful comments and insights.
If you enjoy slow dancing in the living room or working on an art
project together or even near each other on a quiet Sunday
If you appreciate creativity and you have intellectual
If you'd fall for a romantic who wants to be your friend and
confidant and is equally worthy of both.
If you are looking for someone mature, but still knows a crass joke
If an interesting night out could be shooting zombies and eating
meat. Zombie sympathizers need not apply.
Then message me anything (like your favorite color), because I want
to meet you! Don't think about it too much.
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