Cards on the table you say? Okay, fair enough. I honestly don't know how to sum myself up these days. I'd say one part silly, one part sad, with several dashes of childish humor, geekiness, useless trivia, as well as a smidge of self improvement, safe (yet strangely aggressive) driving, and some impressive math skills thrown in for good measure.
How can such an amazing man be so readily available you ask? Well, that would be a question for the ages. No, not really. The reality is I'm a bit of a vampire. I work nights, which limits my time and may very well be driving me slowly insane. My days off are generally inconsistent (but I do try to make it at least one night off during the weekend, even if it is a Sunday night), which doesn't help meeting people outside of work and work related functions. And I do love me some run on sentences.
I am odd, humorous, and kind