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HalfFullGlass

35 M Groton, CT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I wish I could say I am the most awesome person you'll ever meet, but the Dos Equis guy gets around better than I do. Plus I'm a bit too nerdy to be that guy. However, if you like a guy that's only serious when someone calls him Shirley, I may be your man. Actually, that's not true either. Damn, this gets harder and harder every time.
Cards on the table you say? Okay, fair enough. I honestly don't know how to sum myself up these days. I'd say one part silly, one part sad, with several dashes of childish humor, geekiness, useless trivia, as well as a smidge of self improvement, safe (yet strangely aggressive) driving, and some impressive math skills thrown in for good measure.
How can such an amazing man be so readily available you ask? Well, that would be a question for the ages. No, not really. The reality is I'm a bit of a vampire. I work nights, which limits my time and may very well be driving me slowly insane. My days off are generally inconsistent (but I do try to make it at least one night off during the weekend, even if it is a Sunday night), which doesn't help meeting people outside of work and work related functions. And I do love me some run on sentences.

I am odd, humorous, and kind
What I’m doing with my life
I'm turning life around. I'm getting fit, getting educated (self education at it's best), and getting over the past. I'm currently working at one of the two casinos, making someone laugh while ensuring their child goes to Community College instead of the Ivy Leagues. Hey, it's a job.
I’m really good at
Listening, re-assuring, point/counterpoint conversations, darts, pool, trying to find the positive aspect of any situation, singing badly to 80's rock, movie trivia, scene-it, guessing presents based on wrapping, and other weird stuff.
I'm trying to be better in the kitchen, as part of my getting in shape and healthy. The results are promising (I make a pretty good Turkey Chili, if I do say so myself), and I'm looking to continue learning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not small, I'm fluffy. It's generally a first impression turnoff, but if you stick around for a follow up impression you'd find that I may surprise you. This is changing. If you have seen me lately, there is a very obvious difference. By this summer it will be completely obvious.
After that it's either my glasses (yellow tint seems to get noticed very often compared to normal glasses) or maybe my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
The Last Lecture - Randy Pausch
Christopher Moore (The Stupidest Angel, Lamb, pretty much any of them), Terry Pratchett, Carl Hiaasen. Any author that can make me laugh, and anything history related. Roman history, American history, anything that can hold my interest for four hundred pages or more. Just finished Free Country by George Mahood. A fun travel story traversing the U.K.
Star Wars, PotC, Old School, Man on Fire, The Professional, Centurion, any of the Aliens films, Strange Days, Serenity, Lock Out, Die Hard, Army of Darkness, any superhero movie, and just about anything starring Will Farrell.
As for TV, currently on the docket is Archer, HIMYM, Franklin & Bash, Once Upon A Time, Under the Dome, and the Newsroom.
Music for me is definitely Bad Religion. Also Lacuna Coil, Rammstein, Faith No More, Guns N Roses, Green Day, Jay Z, James Brown, Tina Turner, Ellie Goulding, 80's hair bands, punk, metal, classical, you name it. I'll give just about anything a listen to once. My ipod could belong to a person with MPD. Currently really getting back into the Cure. Must be some kind of 80's bug that's going around. It's okay though, because they rock.
The six things I could never do without
1. I-pod - It's my personal life soundtrack to keep me going through the day. Plus, it's great when the right song comes on at just the right moment. That's one way to make a memory stick.
2. My Debit card - somewhere in time I stopped carrying cash, and now the world waits to punish me for that decision with a Revolution-like global blackout.
3. 50 cent piece - for random 50/50 decisions. You'd be surprised how much easier this can make life.
4. Something to read - it used to be a book, but my Kindle Fire has rendered my library almost obsolete.
5. bottle opener - another habit picked up from being around bartenders all the time.
6. glasses - Can't see much without them, which might not be bad, but certainly isn't helpful.

Admittedly that's just stuff I carry with me on any given day. But still, in all, damn useful things to have around.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
These days I'm back to my local vs global Charity outlook. That is to say which is more important, and more importantly, which is more beneficial to all parties being helped.
And then there's zombies, robots, and why no one has ever made a perfume that smells like bacon? I mean, that's this generations Spanish Fly right there!
On a typical Friday night I am
I work at a Casino, which means Friday nights are spent either paying or taking money from our wonderful patrons, while hopefully providing them with an exceptional time and experience. Otherwise I'm training for the inevitable Zombiepocalypse. It's coming people!
Every so often I can finagle a night off to catch a movie, go back to NY to visit friends and family, or catch up on shows on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have two tattoos. Both are symbols, and if you know what they are, you probably have the key to my heart.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to find Mr. Right. I can probably point you in the right direction. But seriously, if you want some good conversation, some laughs, and an overall good experience, by all means, hit me up.