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27 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Aspiring lotus-eater searching for a sympathetic imagination to keep his synapses from going to sleep.
What I’m doing with my life
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Collecting stories.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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Superficially, I wear monochromatic get-ups with occasional extravagant flourishes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Murakami writes my favorite short fiction. "On seeing the 100% perfect girl on beautiful april morning" is particularly fitting for this medium and "Honey Pie" makes me misty eyed every time I read it.

Glen Duncan produces a sort of thoughtful pulp fiction that I can't seem to get enough of. The fact that two of his books have amazing soundtracks (I, Lucifer and The Last Werewolf) by one of my favorite musicians doesn't hurt his standing with me either.

Jean Paul Jeunet's films epitomize for me what that tired old phrase 'movie magic' truly means. Some of my other favorites include Cashback, The Exploding Girl, Stranger than Fiction, Her, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Howl's Moving Castle, Shoot 'Em Up, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and the LotR trilogy.

The Venture Brothers is easily my favorite thing still on TV. I was a cartoon junkie growing up and a couple years back I got into anime. Some favorites in that medium include Acchi Kocchi, Black Lagoon, The Tatami Galaxy, Ping Pong, Hyouka, Baccano, and the Bakemonogatari series. My Anime List

Songs that are important to me:
Eyedea - Here For You
TZU - Reminisce
Jaymay - Gray or Blue
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most people I've met have pretty great smiles. Smiles filled with all sorts of pointless little secrets just waiting to be shared. Give me a pair of upturned edges and I'll get myself lost for a good long while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have a group of guys that I've played online games with since middle school. Unless something more interesting presents itself I'm likely kicking it with them. League of Legends is our current game of choice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I send out a message every couple months if a profile catches my fancy, but I'm mostly here to sift through the humanity. While I've had several positive connections through cupes the vast majority of those have come from people contacting me.
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If you want to translate that which exists only for you into a shared language.

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