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Half_Windsor

36 M Saint Paul, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
In the interest of full disclosure, you should know that I don't live in St. Paul. I live in New Brighton (a suburb). OkCupid's zipcode interpreter spits out St. Paul, and I can't change it. I'd much rather be back in Mpls. (I lived in Uptown for 6 years.)

I'm a comedy nerd and nerd-in-general (though I prefer the term "intellectual") who's also a sports fan. These facts may seem mutually exclusive, but I've maintained them concurrently since childhood, and not in some Orwellian doublethink way. I don't watch that much sports anymore though. Most of my weekend afternoons are spent wandering the streets of Mpls and "hangin'" (a la Mr. Cooper) at one of Uptown's many fine coffee shops (although I've gotten in the habit of only going to the Java Hut, and there aren't as many fine coffee shops in Uptown as there used to be).

I dig stand-up (esp. Patton Oswalt, Mike Birbiglia, Eugene Mirman and the like) and alternative comedy, exemplified by Adult Swim and podcasts like "Jordan, Jesse, Go!" Politically I'm far to the left. I listen to "Democracy Now!" almost daily.
What I’m doing with my life
I quit my corporate job in the financial sector. It was getting quite stressful and my contempt for finance finally wore down the little motivation I had left. Also, my failure to find a non-profit gig was depressing me. Luckily, I've saved up a tidy sum, so I have some time and money to chart a new course. I think writing is my calling, but writing jobs are hard to come by. I wrote and performed a (hopefully) humorous, autobiographical one-man show in the 2013 MN Fringe Festival. It's my 4th Fringe as a writer, director and/or performer. My first was in '04 as a member of the sketch comedy troupe "The Half Windsors" (hence the handle). None of the shows made a big splash, but it was a ton o' fun collaborating with really cool, talented actors and comedians. I've also dabbled in stand-up.
I’m really good at
pointing out my own foibles and articulating my fractured take on modern life.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my Quietude, although I quickly come out of my shell for the right person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: almost any history book, Fever Pitch, Wicked

Movies: Trainspotting, Rushmore, Oklahoma!

(Hint: You can tell how secure I am in my masculinity by my cultural tastes!)

Music: Flaming Lips, Sly & the Family Stone, Bob Dylan, Wu-Tang Clan

TV: Mad Men, Seth MacFarlane's oeuvre, Downton Abbey

Food: Thai, American, organic
The six things I could never do without
1. Love
2. Happiness
3. Joy
4. Puppies
5. Kittens
6. Puppy-kitten hybrids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future. Like, will apes be our masters? (Extra points if you know the show. If you know the episode, I'm all yours!)
On a typical Friday night I am
generally, at the movies or a play. I usually reserve more active activities for Saturday night, such as patronizing a bar or even singing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Did you read the material above? I think I've revealed enough :^)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are smart, funny, sweet, genuine and kind.