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Half_Windsor

37 Saint Paul, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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In the interest of full disclosure, you should know that I don't live in St. Paul. I live in New Brighton (a suburb). OkCupid's zipcode interpreter spits out St. Paul, and I can't change it. I'd much rather be back in Mpls. (I lived in Uptown for 6 years.)

I'm a comedy nerd and nerd-in-general (though I prefer the term "intellectual") who's also a sports fan. AND I love theater, esp. MUSICAL theater. Politically, I'm far to the Left. I watch "Democracy Now!" daily. So deal with THAT, Society!

I dig stand-up (esp. Patton Oswalt, Mike Birbiglia, Eugene Mirman and the like) and alternative comedy, exemplified by Adult Swim and podcasts like "Jordan, Jesse, Go!"
What I’m doing with my life
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I quit my corporate job in the financial sector last March. It was getting quite stressful and my contempt for finance finally wore down what little motivation I had left. Also, my failure to find a non-profit gig was depressing me. Luckily, I've saved up a tidy sum, so I have a couple years to chart a new course.

Much of my time these days is spent wandering the streets of Uptown, working out at LA Fitness and blogging at Bob's Java Hut or Caffetto. I recently applied at the Neighborhood Involvement Program to be a "snow removal contractor" for seniors. Soon I should be shoveling driveways and sidewalks, which I'm looking forward to. I like getting exercise outside, even in the winter. (It's actually my favorite season! Shhh! Don't tell anyone!)

Over the summer I volunteered at an organic garden that grew food for local food shelves. That was awesome, and I worked with some great people. I'd like to get into organic farming, but those jobs tend to be in the country, and I've always preferred city living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comedy, in my humble opinion. I think writing is my calling, but writing jobs are hard to come by. I wrote and performed a (hopefully) humorous, autobiographical one-man show in the 2013 MN Fringe Festival. It's my 4th Fringe as a writer, director and/or performer. My first was in '04 as a member of the sketch comedy troupe "The Half Windsors" (hence the handle). None of the shows made a big splash, but it was a ton o' fun collaborating with really cool, talented actors and comedians. I've also dabbled in stand-up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my Quietude, although I quickly come out of my shell for the right person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: almost any history book, Fever Pitch, Wicked

Movies: Trainspotting, Rushmore, Oklahoma!

(Hint: You can tell how secure I am in my masculinity by my cultural tastes!)

Music: Flaming Lips, Sly & the Family Stone, Bob Dylan, Wu-Tang Clan

TV: Mad Men, Seth MacFarlane's oeuvre, Downton Abbey

Food: Thai, American, organic
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love
2. Happiness
3. Joy
4. Puppies
5. Kittens
6. Puppy-kitten hybrids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. Like, will apes be our masters? (Extra points if you know the show. If you know the episode, I'm all yours!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
generally, at the movies or a play. I usually reserve more active activities for Saturday night, such as patronizing a bar or even singing karaoke. (I've been told I have a lovely singing voice ;^)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Did you read the material above? I think I've revealed enough :^)
You should message me if
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you are smart, funny, sweet, genuine and kind.

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