Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Amber. I am a Sagittarius
My third adjective was a play on my name... Amber... Ambient... ha
ha, get it?
Ok, maybe it wasn't that funny....
I am a single mother. I have a wonderful 8 year old boy. I like
I love snow
, skinny dipping
, and running in the
I love to laugh, and tend to have a dark sense of humor. Many a guy
has captured my heart with a good impression, :)
I enjoy watching movies, and cooking.
I am Fiery, Intuitive, and Ambient.
I can also travel back in time.
I absolutely hate that I must put this on here, but a recent large
quantity of messages asking for sex or filled with the less
creative "DTF" have me feeling the necessity for a warning at the
beginning of my profile.
I am at a point in my life where I am seeking meaningful, real
human connections with men and women in my life. I have no interest
in one night stands or quick hookups. If you are looking for the
latter please do me the kindness of skipping this profile. However,
if you too are searching for a little more meaning in this world,
by all means, proceed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my free time, I like to go on long car rides to places I have or
have not been before. I also read tarot cards
a favorite pastime (yay netflix!).
I like to cook. My parents used to own a vegetarian/vegan
restaurant, so I do know how to cook pretty well.I am not
vegetarian, but I am still not a big meat eater.
I am Jewish and a Witch. I consider Judaism more of a cultural
aspect. Witchcraft wise, I am a Hedge witch. This means that I am
self practicing, celebrate the full moon and new moon, but usually
not the Sabbats or Esabbats I do not practice the religion other
than the main holidays. If organized religion is something you're
very committed to, we may not get along. Sorry :) It's just a
I have a cat named Parker (My son named him after Peter Parker) a
cat named Michonne a cat named Smudge and a deaf kitten named
Chloe. My son has two pet rats. I am a huge animal lover, but
prefer dogs to cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a very good tarot
reader. I get shy about it though,
so it may take a while for me to show you my skill.
I'm a wonderful mother.
My friend Kitten314
says that I am incredible at dealing with Pisces women :) This is
quite an accomplishment.
I am very creative. I guess most people could say that :).
I tend to speak before I think.
I am a pretty open book, I don't like to keep secrets, nor am I
really any good at it. I buy presents for people and force them to
open them right away because I get so excited :)
People always come to me for sex and relationship advice. I have
always been the person my guy friends come to for this sort of
Also really good at giving head (cranial) massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Guys always tell me that my face is so naturally beautiful.
Especially when compared to other girls who pile on the
I don't like to wear a lot of make-up. Eye liner and eye shadow
tend to be too much. Lip gloss is all I usually need :)
Guys say that they love my eyes. I guess they are really
expressive. Plus, they change color. Usually grey, but sometimes
bright blue or green.
Apparently I am awesome. In fact, I am to cute and awesome to not
talk to, according to Rottdog300
. Yet another reason to IM me
The first thing the last guy I met here said when he met me was
"Gosh you're short!" Granted, he was 6'5".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I had way too much stuff in here. Now I am narrowing it down to a
Top 5 for each category. EDIT: I went home last night and realized
that there were tons of things that I wanted to add that I couldn't
now that I am using the Top 5 lists, lol.
For ex. The Eagles, The Killers, Travis, and Me First and the
Gimmie Gimmies should have been in Music. And for Books, I should
have added the Nanny Diaries, Wicked, and how much I love the
original Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland.
And under food the fact that the Jew in me takes over once a week
and I have to have a Smoked Salmon sandwich, preferably from
Brueggers. Plus, under movies I absolutely love The Labyrinth,
anything by or with Quentin Tarintio but especially Kill Bill vol.
1 and Dusk till Dawn and the new Charlie and the Chocolate factory
because no matter how good Willy Wonka was, the first one was
nothing like the book and that I just saw My Bloody Valentine and
thought it was hysterical and wonderfully campy/gore ... Oh yes, I
am indecisive :)
1. Sick Puppy
2. High Fidelity
3. Fight Club
4. The Giver (yeah, its kinda childish, but I've loved it since
5. Guide to Getting it On, any edition.
Movies: This was a hard category... still might change it to
1. High Fidelity
3. Across the Universe
4. Fight Club
5. American Psycho
1. Van Morrison
2. The Pixies
3. Pink Floyd
4. The Beatles
4.French Onion Soup
5.Really good pizza w/ stuff like Feta, caramelized onions,
eggplant, spinach, artichokes etc. I love to try anything new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
, My son,
not in a sense
of needing to drink, but because I love to swim and could live in
the water. Although I do tend to drink a lot of water :), Books
, and Movies
. Of course that is not in any
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my day is going to be like, what I have to make for dinner,
supernatural things, and probably more. I tend to be a walking
Simpson's quote dictionary.
Why people use net speak. Isn't it just easier to use proper
English? Misspellings are natural, but the whole gtg gr8 ttyl c u
l8r thing pisses me off.
Why the hell I am an Aquarius magnet... and how to now avoid
I tend to use obscure movie or TV quotes like "But its my only
line!" and "Won't somebody please think of the children!"
I should add more here at some point.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Late at night, after my kiddo is in bed, I'll curl up in my fuzzy
Tardis blanket with a cat or two, with a good snack, dim the
lights, with some nice incense lit, and binge-watch Netflix or
Hulu. Sometimes I will be at a bar with friends or on a trip, but
the former is more often the truth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to ride a bike.
I hate those damn Bic Wite-Out wheels with a passion....
Cannibalism scares the hell out of me. Zombies are fine. Gore and
blood is great. I love thrillers with twisted serial killers.
But the idea of people who eat people really frightens me. Probably
because it is so possible.
I have bad handwriting. No, seriously. Its like bad guy
handwriting. Sometimes when I'm tired I can't even read
Theres something about guys with (nice) long hair that makes me
weak at the knees. Guys in highschool that never caught my eye, and
that I was just never interested would grown their hair out, and my
brain would be like "Ooh! When did he get cute?"
Granted, my first crush ever as a kid was on David Bowie. That
I am not someone that often says "I love you". There are other ways
of expressing love, and its too easily thrown around these
I believe in love at first sight and soul mates. Oops. This has
gotten me into trouble.
A friend of mine says that my biggest personality default is the
fact that I truly believe that there is good in every human. This
should be a good thing, but in this day and age it comes back and
bites me in the ass constantly.
A new addition to this list is that I now have a diagnosis of
Fibromyalgia. Less than two years ago I suddenly started having
cronic, intense pain. It has completely altered my life. When I
once was very active and filled with energy I now have days where I
am unable to even crawl out of bed due to pain and exhaustion.
While this may seem like a hassle for some (understandably so) I
assure you, as long as you can be understanding and patient, I am
completely worth it.
... Yeah, I put a lot of stuff here. Probably because I think its
little truths like this that really tell you what kind of person
someone is. I hate seeing profiles where people say things like
"wouldn't you like to know" or "Ask me." Its a pretty easy
question, and there is no reason to not answer it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Asian
, kids, supernatural phenomenon, dark humor, and
snowstorms, then send me a message.
I love jokes
that would be a great way to start a message.
I also tend to fall for the quirky guys.
If you are on Quickmatch and immediately after pressing "Like" get
a message saying I "Liked" you too, you should message me.
But seriously, I do enjoy talking. I don't mind having intriguing
conversations with interesting people. So, if you are actually
interested in chatting, then by all means send me a message.
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