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Haliboo77

31 / M / straight / Single

Kansas City, Missouri

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
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Kids
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Pets
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Languages
English

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My Self-Summary

When your asked to explain who you are to an average sample of a prospective dating pool how are you suppose to be objective ? It's like the old interview question where any answer you give is bound to either make you out to be incompetent or a braggart . Of course the idea is to point out all the "nice" features of your personality ( I have never shot Abe Lincoln in a crowded theater ) while downplaying the "bad" aspect of your personality ( I never stopped anyone with the initials of JWB from shooting Abe Lincoln in a crowded theater ) .
This leaves me with quite a conundrum , how do I sound like an avatar of hot-sexy-man-heroism while not looking like a complete mouth-breathing-douchey-motherfucker ?
Oops , is it too late to mention I like pancakes ?

What I’m doing with my life

What big plan is next ? Is it going to be moving to a new city ? Working a new job ? Studying a new concept ? Working on a new art project ? It changes each time I feel I need a new challenge . Life is too short to hold on to any one achievement too long so why not treat it like an all you can eat buffet ?

I’m really good at

Making simple things complex and vice versa . Walking for hours endlessly looking at buildings and people . Ending up in darkly comedic situations that seem like twisted plots to 80's sitcoms . Pointing out the silver lining or the fact that it's a mushroom cloud . Making inside jokes to make myself laugh that no one around me will get .

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes or the rocking hair styles that not using a comb produces .

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books : Catch-22 , Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs , The Hitchhiker Trilogy , Wild Sheep's Chase , Burn Collector , Invisible Monsters , Good Omens , You Can't Win , etc.
Movies : While I enjoy movies and rate some better than others I'll pretty much anything as long as it doesn't completely suck all the gray matter out of my skull . Oh , Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter actually wins for the first 15 minutes alone .
Music : Metric , Blood Brothers , Willie Nelson , Avail , TMBG , Murder City Devils , The Go-Go's , Riverboat Gamblers , Little Boots , KMFDM , and a bunch of obscure punk , dance , and indie bands .
Food : My favorite is the kind that keeps me alive . You know , the edible tasty kind .

The six things I could never do without

1. My cat Haliboo
2. My ipod
3. Old friends
4. The fan in my bedroom
5. Coffee
6. A chance to make a quick retort

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The implications of the last good book , bad newspaper article , or realization about the human condition/social interaction than has been brought to my attention .

On a typical Friday night I am

either reading or drinking . Or drinking until I can't read .

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm a not so secret nerd .

You should message me if

... you can form words into phrases that makes me want to message you back . In fact if you think the first string of characters went well and you're pleased with it I encourage you the keep forming these fragments into "sentences" and build them into colossal "paragraphs" . Congratulations ! You just used the English language ! Now just hit send and I'll grade the contents and return a reply with insights , constructive criticism , and/or jokes from a Laffy Taffy wrapper .

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