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HaloAblaze

33 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Spokane, Washington

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He's nifty. Also, this profile needs a little teddy bear on it. read more

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I am dismembering, reassembling, and reanimating.

My Self-Summary

Gaussian Zero:
Skeptical optimist
Insipidly piquant

Heliotrope
Collectivist

Anger is a gift.

Water seeking its own level.

Let slip the sun dogs.

Defying locality in simultaneously seeking both simplicity and complexity.

What I’m doing with my life

Overhauling

Venging a hardened grin over my shoulder at the scraping frosty wind bayonet pinned to my back.

Perennially annealing

taking that which is useful and discarding that which is not - Sai Fung

I’m really good at

paradoxically being a minority everywhere.

O rly? I'll break out in just the right personality for the occasion.
Being immensely competent in more areas than you can easily list. Cooking, computer fixes, surprise party arranging, obscure knowledge, compliments...the list goes on.

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The first things people usually notice about me

The aura of quiet joy, or is it blissful peace? The long dark ever so slightly wavy hair is a close second.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

It's requisite that you love Red Dwarf. Here's a link to (in three parts) my favorite episode. Love it. </ prescriptive>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRbthINbQg0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeJA4JAUbPQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9sf1VpgWI

I spend a lot of time thinking about

...how time does not truly exist and that it's mostly a construct to aid in indexing events.

On a typical Friday night I am

thinking, drinking, and denying the antecedent.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I prefer my gods in demi format.

You should message me if

Come confident, but stay your ego. I've no humor for it.