That last one ain't true.
I'm married-ish (recently seperated/divorcing--it's awesome :/ ) so right now I'm just looking for friends for friend-like activity. You know, drinking, playing board or card games, and then drunkenly accusing the other of cheating and waving a knife around. And concerts and parasailing and amateur surgery contests.
I recently moved to Chicago (in August or so) from Bloomington, IN, and due to certain recent life events (mostly asteroid related), I am moving BACK to Bloomington at the end of March. I'm like a shark, I have to constantly keep moving and, just like a shark, I'm keeping U-Haul's stock high.