That last one ain't true.
I'm a recently divorced recovering viking, so right now I'm just looking for friends for friend-like activity. You know, drinking, playing board or card games, and then drunkenly accusing the other of cheating and waving a knife around. And concerts and parasailing and amateur surgery contests.
Recently I was in Bloomington, then in Chicago for like 10 months, now back in Bloomington. I know where all the Starbucks are on the 65 and am like a shark, I have to constantly keep moving and, just like a shark, I'm keeping U-Haul's stock high.