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HamburgerGod

39 M West Monroe, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to get out and about, see what's going on and try to have a good time always. I have a great group of friends and we like to do interesting stuff, do you also enjoy interesting stuff? We should totally do stuff together?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding things I don't want to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is this something most people know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: East of Eden, Big Sur, 1984, A Moveable Feast (anything Hemingway), To Kill a Mockingbird, Sometimes a Great Notion, Blood Meridian...

Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, 2001: A Space Odyssey, There Will Be Blood, The Hustler...

Shows:

Music: I love music! This week I'm listening to, The Flaming Lips - Peace Sword (love it! great ep), MGMT - MGMT (really good), La Luz - It's Alive (love this), Bill Callahan - Apocalypse (beautiful album), Arcade Fire - Reflektor (TBD)

Food: I love to eat, drink, cook, etc. I'm happy cooking at home, blowing it out somewhere nice and everywhere in between.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pointless question is pointless.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect hat.....how to keep my feet warm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, looking for trouble, causing trouble, having a drink, listening to music of some kind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit nothing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have stuff to say I need to know about. You are future, or past me.