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HammerNpikle

26 / M / straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Pets
Languages
English

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I am sarcastic, nerdy, and paranoid.

My Self-Summary

So I've been living outside of the city for a few months now and I hate it. Prolly gonna gonna be moving into the north east in a few months once my friends get their shit together. I play videogames mainly in the form of ITG (DDR on crack). I enjoy reading, going to concerts, hanging out with people, watching movies. Lately I have been feeling more and more like a movie nazi. I've been going to the movies a lot lately (yay five dollar movie theater) and I can't recall the last movie that I saw that I thought was a great movie. There have been a few ok movies and tons of shitty ones. I think the remakes, sequels and prequels are really getting to me. One of my biggest pet peeves is people clapping at the movie theaters, whats the point of cheering at a screen, you do that at live performances, jeeze. So yeah, I really love going to see bands. Theres prolly a lot more that isn't coming to mind but whatevs. Also I am wary of posting rl pics of me on any websites, if ya are interested im my profile for some odd reason message me and I'll send you a pic.

What I’m doing with my life

At the moment I am working as a Machinist and going to school part time.

I’m really good at

Conversing, ranting, videogames, learning, giving advice, sleeping, Dungeons & Dragons (sad but true), hating movies, hating television, hating most music, imagining my untimely demise, making messes, laughing at other people, laughing at myself, and ITG.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am either unusually quite, or unusually loud, seriously there is no in between.

Physically I dunno, my longish hair?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books
Love all Harry Turtledove books, I have read all the Timeline-191 countless times. A really big fan of Terry Pratchet, The Colour of Magic and Mort probably being my two favorite. Frank Herbert and to a much lesser, Brian Herbert, Noam Chomsky, J. Robert King, Stephen King (old King). I also enjoy any interesting history book, government conspiracy stuff, anything about religions, not very religious myself just like reading about some of the wacky stuff that some people believe in. Examples the Book of Jubilee and the Book of Enoch.

Movies
I love movies and I love hating movies as well. I have a lot, like a lot alot of horror movies. Feast 1-3, Slither, zombie flicks, and cheesy 80's horror too. I'm also a big fan of independant film despite that fact that most of em suck. Scifi and comedy I also enjoy. Foreign flicks have a small place in my collection, I am jsut as picky with them as the rest of my movies. I also enjoy oddball movies like Six String Samurai and Freaked.

Music
I love going to see bands. Buckethead, That 1 Guy, moe, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Ween, Finntroll, Victor Wooten, Creature Feature, Daft Punk, YMCK, These Are Powers, Leftover Crack, STS9, TOOL, Les Claypool, Aphex Twin’s, Queens of the Stone Age, SOJA, Matisyahu, Sublime, Deftones, theStart, Captain Beefheart, Type O Negative, Merzbow, The Red Elvises, Incubus, Micachu, Placebo, Tub Ring, Neptune, Skinny Puppy, Floyd, Robert Smith, Keller Williams, M.I.A., Jim O'Rourke, Fear Factory, Dr. Seuss, Austrian Death Machine, Finntroll, Reel Big Fish, Scotty Don't, Ministry, Reverend Horton Heat, World/Inferno Friendship Society, and lots of other music people don't like.

I love Italian food, unfortunantly I haven't been able to enjoy it as much lately, been on a diet. :^(

The six things I could never do without

Compy
Books
Funny third thing
ITG
Concerts
Movies

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything, life, death, whatever the hell happens afterwards. Politics, lots of politics. Music gets stuck in my head a lot. And completely random crap that just pops up now and then.

On a typical Friday night I am

Failing at trying to find something to do. Or if I work the weekend prolly going to bed a bit early.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've let a few chick flicks into my movie collection.

You should message me if

You haven't closed this tab or clicked back by the time you got down here.