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33 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:21am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am 33. I like to glue stuff to things. I read, I write, I read some more, I like Japanese music, Fifties music and console RPG's. I detest trying to describe myself in boxes. :/
I do not feel as though any piece of myself is missing or a need to find it. I am already a whole person. No assembly required. I don't understand searching beyond your own backyard (yourself) to find what makes you happy. I just kind of want to hang out. See what happens. I have returned to the ATX after 3 long years of my dreams of "Hairdresser On Fire" ending up extinguished in Arkansas. I'm a sucker for boys with a high pomp and pegged jeans. A modern Jim stark. Yeah, good luck with that, right?
If ya ain't hid ya betta holla Billy Goat.

I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowing?
As free as the wind
Hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning?
More than this, you know there is nothing
More than this, tell me one thing
More than this, there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like a dream in the night
Who can say where we're going?
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning?
More than this, you know there is nothing
More than this, tell me one thing
More than this, now there is nothing
More than this, nothing

I think George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley said it best with "part time love just brings me down." True Story.

I think of all the Heroes Peter Petrelli had the best power. Possibly Sylar. Homicidal tendencies notwithstanding, he had the ability to figure out how everything works.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a licensed cosmetologist and I am currently working as a waxing specialist. However, should you need a rocking haircut, I would certainly oblige. Feeding my Netflix addiction and getting oh so creeped out by a few ARGs.

I'm a legend in my spare time.

Livin' just enough, just enough for the city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hair, making crafty things, quoting The Mighty Boosh at awkward moments around people who have no idea what I'm on about. :) Also, sarcasm.
That's Numberwang!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't always have an inner dialogue.
Jesus, did I say that or just think it?
Was I talking?
Did they hear me?

Sometimes I think that I'm bigger than the sound...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Confession: I can't watch the original Willy Wonka without seeing Gene Wilder sing Pure Imagination, even if I just flip to it, I can't turn it off until I at least hear that song. We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.
I can quote The Lost Boys in it's entirety.
If I could dance to Gene Pitney or Paul Anka with a man that knew who either of those two are, I think I will have lived a full life. I would settle for Buddy Holly. I can compromise.
I read most of Chuck Palahniuk's books in a three week period. Invisible Monsters is mostly my favorite. Mostly.
My mum's ringtone is Never Gonna Give You Up as she finds it hilarious to Rick Roll me everytime she calls. It is indeed.
If you ever ride in my car, you may be exposed to Whitney at full volume. Find your strength in love. Where do broken hearts go? I'm asking you cause you know about these things. Confused a bit, are we? Welcome to my world. Now, I believe a Boo Radley moment is in order.
Also, this...
Born again atheists, practicing troublemakers
There is a light and it never goes out......
Put a bird on it.
All I know is sex sells. Let's go find some sex and sell it!
I miss having cable just for TCM.
MY favorite literary quote about regret? I quote the famous poet Ludacris: regret is for suckas, for suckas, for suckas, for suckas. Bitch.
The cake is a lie.

Soupy, soupy twist.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my dog (Brak), Gackt, Rockstar, my free time, and my brain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Japanese boys who wear eyeliner and leather pants. You know, the important issues affecting the world. ;)
Glass of milk standing in between extinction in the cold and explosive radiating growth.....
Hyperdontia. It intrigues me.
Marble Hornets, TribeTwelve, and DarkHarvest.
Why so many people identify as "poly" nowadays. (Note: I don't get down like that, but I don't judge those who do. Usually.)
Cthulhu. Always.
Listening to random Michael Bolton songs. Sorry, not sorry. If you've made it this far, I think you have earned the right to throw me some shade. I care.
Considering the messages I do receive, no one reads this far down, anyway.

Are we the baddies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching the Venture Bros. on dvd. Super run away! Or some other things.... I am Solo, but not Han.
In lust with Matthew Gray Gubler.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am terrified of getting any tattoo with text in it. I have seen too many spelling atrocities committed whilst hanging out on ugliest tattoos.
Ex: Reget Nothing
Carpe Diam
Trust Noone
Regret Nohing
I have a word in quadruple-checked Kanji and it was accidentally confirmed years later by a man from Japan. That's a win.
I'm really not bitter, I'm just trying it on. A bit long in the crotch.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are so inclined.
You are also patiently awaiting the return of Sifl and Olly.
You want to play Gloom.
You have something to say other than "Hi."
You've made it this far.
You do not have a "Hero" complex or lie. A lot. Ever.
If this means anything to you: