Hammerhead-51
32 Cape Coral, FL
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My self-summary
Hi! Are you 32 years old and every relationship you've ever had has failed miserably and left you devastated over and over again? No wait, that's just me. But I'm a real catch, seriously I am, just ask my ex-wife!
What I’m doing with my life
I serve my country in a totally badass way. I get to spend the whole day out in the sunshine . . . wearing a dark blue uniform, black boots, a Kevlar vest, a gun and a life preserver. Yaaaaaay! At least it doesn't get hot in Florida. Sometimes I get to save a life or two so I guess it's not that bad.
I’m really good at
Running, shooting, drinking Michelob Ultra, gaming, holding grudges.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my sarcasm, my crazy hot body . . . aaaannnnd my sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, naaaa.
Movies, absolutely.
Shows, all of them . . . except for keeping up with the cardashians but it's growing on me . . . no it isn't, reality television sucks.
Music, hate it, just kidding, but seriously.
Food . . . naaaa.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, music, Netflix, Michelob Ultra . . . yep that's six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Michelob Ultra.
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere in the vicinity of Michelob ultra.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm gay. Just kidding, that would really make no sense.
You should message me if
Do you intend to make me fall madly in love with you at which point you will betray and abandon me? Perfect, that's everything I've ever wanted, send me message!

Ok I'll be serious for the next few sentences, but that's all you get. I am looking for someone to build a life with. I need a partner, someone that wants to be a team. I don't really want someone too much like me, but if you're passionate, independent, and you can deal with my sense of humor, then game on, let's do this.
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