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Hammie4

25 M Walnut Creek, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm easy-going and enjoy the company of people who can joke around and laugh at themselves. Once you get to know me I'm an open book.

I studied engineering at Cal and UCLA, mostly interested in neuroprosthetics and biomimetics.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an electronics engineer at a medical device start-up. While I'm not working on human-machine interfaces quite like I had hoped for, I still get to work on a device that has the potential to save lives, and I'm very proud of that.

For the last couple years I've dedicated a pretty significant portion of my time to physical fitness. It's kind of crazy for me to think about considering I really didn't have any involvement in sports for most of my life growing up, and really led a pretty sedentary life until the very end of undergrad. I'm just trying to be the best that I can be, in whatever facet is necessary. Maybe you can help me decide what I can improve on next!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing both sides of an argument, keeping promises, showing up on time, fixing your router, being straightforward, appearing extremely attractive to cougars and homeless people (I walked by a homeless guy in LA once, and he said "Hey, you're a good-looking guy!" which I figured was nice, but that he probably said that to everybody. Then there was another dude walking about 20 feet behind me and I heard the guy say, "You... Not so much..." This is not the only story I have like this.) , and making a perfect omelette 1 of every 4 attempts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually think I'm a quieter person than I really am. I guess I just like to feel a person out (not up) before hurling my uninhibited personality at them.

I've got manly eyebrows. Once a year I meet at a convention with Colin Farrell, Zachary Quinto, Andrew Garfield, and Jake Gyllenhaal, among others. It's called the Annual Convention for Manly Men with Manly Eyebrows. It's not that big a deal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stephen King's pretty good. I think the books I've read most recently were by David Sedaris, Oliver Sacks, and Christopher Hitchens.

Movies: Jurassic Park is my all time favorite. I also like most Tarantino movies, The Shawshank Redemption, The Jerk, Star Wars (especially Empire Strikes Back, but Return of the Jedi is a close second), The Usual Supsects, The Thing, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (which is the Gene Wilder version, not that Johnny Depp pile of garbage).

Shows: Chappelle's Show was awesome while it lasted, and Dave Chappelle is also one of my favorite stand up comedians. I also really like Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Upright Citizen's Brigade, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Peep Show, and early seasons of The Office, Scrubs, and South Park.

I'm a big fan of comedy in general. If you want to talk about it or the creation of it, whether it's stand-up, TV, movies, or whatever, it might be fun.

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, The Black Keys (I think I have a thing for color-themed guitar-drum blues rock duos from the Midwest), Wu-Tang Clan, The Legendary Roots Crew, some Jay-Z, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Food: Pretty much everything. Thai food might be the best, but a burger and fries can't miss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not so particular that I can't see myself living with basically the necessities, but I do particularly enjoy:

A nice comfy place to sleep.
The internet/a computer.
My family and friends.
A nice big television.
Bacon cheeseburgers.
Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Circuit design and other work stuff, brain-computer interfaces, writing movie scripts, getting better at playing guitar, squats, deadlifts, bench press, eating healthily, video games that have come out lately, improving my barbecue abilities, opening a restaurant, starting a company, and meeting a nice girl and doing fun things with her.

Not necessarily in that order.

Also, those weird ads that show up in webpage side bars and "From Around the Web" sections. If you message me I can tell you how to learn a new language in two weeks! Language professors hate me!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having dinner or a drink with friends! You can come if you're cool enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can handle snakes and spiders, but worms and caterpillars freak me the fuck out. It's something about the way they move. If I go fishing I have to use Powerbait or a lure or something, because that nightcrawler is not getting near me.
You should message me if
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You're caring and conscientious. I've met people who take advantage of others to get ahead, and brag or lie about their accomplishments. It's such a huge turn-off. I think honesty and humility are two of the most important and telling aspects of a person's personality. If you agree, then let's chat!