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HammyCakess

35 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm awful at writing about myself. Not really because of shyness or lack of confidence but mostly due to not wanting to feel like I'm interviewing for a job.

I like to laugh and usually people around me are laughing too. I can listen to an album I love on repeat for days.

I don't think you can trust someone who doesn't like Bob Dylan or animals.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a full time musician. I do what I absolutely love and I realize that makes me a really lucky guy. I spend a lot of my free time appreciating the beauty of film, vinyl, the printed word and telling the crudest jokes you can think of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a room laugh.
Rattling off insane amounts of dialogue from movies.
Cooking Italian food (I paid attention when grandmom spoke)
Being able to have a conversation with just about anyone.
Playing devil's advocate on any subject.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly have no idea. I'm usually smiling, so....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Christopher Moore. Currently rereading The Catcher in the Rye. Will read select bios.

I love ALL movies, even bad ones. Example: I've seen "Breakin' 2:Electric Boogaloo" just as many times as I've seen "The Godfather".

The music list is way too long but a start would be:
Beatles > Stones.
Otis Redding makes me feel terminally caucasion.
Marvin Gaye makes me hurt.
Johnny, Dylan, Bruce, Willie
Broken Social Scene and Feist changed my whole perspective on shit.

Radiohead, Stereolab...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I travel light...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just think a lot in general. About life, words, pictures, love, yadda yadda...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something creative.
You should message me if
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...you want to hang out.
I certainly don't mind emailing, but I enjoy talking and cutting through unnecessary formalities.

I'm not on here just looking for a fuck. I like meeting new people and it doesn't always have to lead anywhere. Could be a one time hang, could be a new friend, or could end up actually liking each other.

Any way it shakes out, it'll be a good story to tell.