I kinda hate the idea of listing everything I ever enjoyed. What's
the point of that? "Oh so you like that thing? Me too! ...So, um...
remember that thing?" That's a stirring conversation to stimulate
minds, huh? So my solution to this is to list my favorite lines
from
from stuff and just be all pretentious up in dis bitch.
Books:
“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so
mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that
some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching
proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I
exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am
nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It
could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so
therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly
vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove
that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra
crossing.”
Movies:
1. "What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the
fuck did you hug my head?"
2. "Great shot kid. Don't get penis-ey."
3. "Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly
bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU
SEE ME EATING MICE?"
Music:
1. "If there's a god he is laughing at us, and our football
team."
2. "Ambition makes you look pretty ugly."
3. "'Cause no one wants to know the man who stands for things we
outgrow. He's too noble and too blind. We're all older now and we
don't need someone to care about the innocence we left
behind"
4. "I am I am I said I'm not myself, I'm not dead and I'm not for
sale. Hold me closer, closer let me go let me be just let me
be"
5. "I'll be loaded like a freight train, flyin' like an aeroplane,
feeling like a space brain one more time tonight."
Food:
1. "NO, DON'T EAT ME!"
