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HandPupetMaster

53 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8, 2005
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Transportation
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am joining this site because my very good friend RedWench is forcing me to do so. She took my iguana hostage. And I'm willing to do what she says because there is a possibility somewhere that she or her hot friends will sleep with me. But otherwise, I live in a tin bucket hanging off of the sparse branch that dangles out over the waterfall on the edge of the world.

I am drunken, disorderly, and libidinous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Joining this website to save the life of my iguana, Stimpy. And trying to get hot chicks to let me look at their boobies. Boobies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
racecar driving, cunnilingus, enchilada making, cunnilingus, fixing cars, cunnilingus, and pearl diving. And I've also heard I'm good at cunnilingus. From peoples who would know. Because...well, never mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am drunk and disorderly. And horny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can't read, movies give me seizures, music is for commie pinko bellyburners and I eat via photosynthesis.

A - Johnathan Livingston Seagull

B - Indiana Jones

C - Violent Femmes or U2

D - Bar-B-Q
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex, boobies, fast cars, good smokes, bar-b-q bef ribs and the gratifying knowledge of the existence of Angelina Jolie. Dammit, now I'm drooling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jerking off at home while watching Battle Bots and making prank phone calls to nursing homes. Okay, no. Trying to hook up with hot chicks that might do me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It wasn't me, it was the dog. Honest.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–92
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have boobies and believe in sharing.